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12/17/11

Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.

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11/03/11

See @pungents #CanadianActionMovies on Twitter.

  • Nickelback to the Future
  • A Tim’s to Kill
  • Brokeback Mountie
  • The Saguenay of Defeat
  • Lord Blackula
  • Kill Bill III: Harper Prorogues Again
  • Dances with Wools
  • Codzilla
  • Arctic Tracy
  • Stop Or My Mom Will Chicoutimi
  • 28 Ehs Later
  • Midnight Cowpie
  • Lifeson is Beautiful
  • Dawn of the Zed
  • Dial M for Mercer
  • The Full Mountie
  • 8000-Mile
  • A Few Good Mansbridges
  • J’Aimes Bonbons
  • A River Runs Through Manitoba
  • Tarsand
  • Rockies 1 through 6
  • Oedipus Rex Murphy
  • Metis the Fockers
  • Dieppe Throat
  • SARS Attacks
  • The Three Muskokateers
  • Apocalypse Snow
  • Pirates of the Caribou
  • Inuit You Did Last Summer
  • Molson City
  • Tron-o
  • Bill Blair Snitch Project
  • Raccoonies
  • The Hunt for Fred MacTober
  • Mr and Mississauga
  • Full Puffy Jacket
  • War of the Squirrels
  • The Boring Identity
  • E.I.
  • Dirty Barrie
  • Canadarmy Of Darkness
  • Alanis vs Predator
  • Ducepption
  • Bloc Quebecois Down
  • Zamboni on the Fourth of July
  • Albertigo
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04/08/11

For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.

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03/19/11

This must be a joke: the Canadian dollar is at parody.

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08/24/10
This Justin: Canada’s national animal is the Bieber.
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06/19/10

Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.

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04/14/10

An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.

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12/06/08

The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.

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09/29/08

Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.

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02/14/08

Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.

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04/30/07

Canadian spies are relentless. CSIS never stops.

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07/25/06

Canada is a lan(d) Thicke with bad actors.

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01/23/06

Canada election prediction: many pun-decided voters will express their Layton desires.

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08/10/05

The sculptors up in Nunavut are known for their three-dimensional relief technique aka the Deep Frieze.

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02/20/05

Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?

Because the thieves never get cod!

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