Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Cad’oh! [if you are French]
2. Don’t make me box your ears.
3. Sorry, that’s a wrap!
4. Look who’s stocking now.
5. Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
6. Do I detect a note of Presentment?

Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.

Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners?  Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?

My friend likes mythical beasts,  so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!

To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe - the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!

You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?

Santa Claus - now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!

Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.

When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.

I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!

Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.

The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.

During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?

Santa puns really sleigh me.

What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?

A lump of cold.

Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?

Because the e-manual had come!