Puns tagged ‘consumer goods’:
11/02/11
Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/20/11
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/02/11
CARPET DIEM Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008. (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/12/08
Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/19/07
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/21/07
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...11/27/06
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again - I’m an epoxy moron. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/13/05
Hear about the new levy on pushpins? It’s a tacks grab! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/17/05
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker? It’s cutting hedge! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/11/05
Where do you buy sarcastic pots? At a snide wok sale! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/02/05
When should you lick an incandescent bulb? (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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