Puns tagged ‘convoluted’:
10/29/09
Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
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Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf? Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/05
Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders? Because he had the prints - and he’d soon have the popper. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/07/05
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull? Because it’s enter-gull-lactic! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/04
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines? Curie horse-tea killed the cat. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/30/04
What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice? A froidian slip of course! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/22/04
What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams? A table of con tents. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/19/04
What Nancy Sinatra said when she heard Donald Trump had hired a dozen supermodels to cook Chinese food: “Wow, D’s beauts are maids for wokking!” (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/17/04
Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/16/04
Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel? Because he was taking hostel fire. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/13/04
Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule - “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!” (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/11/04
Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts? Because ass-itch in time saves nein. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/08/04
What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid? “Alex, hand her the grate!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/07/04
Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon? Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/05/04
Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs? A. Pop hoes the weed soil. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/03/04
Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant - it would be a pho pa.
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Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice? Because he who acetates is loused. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/01/04
Did you hear about the guy with a lisp who went to an art film about the sewing industry, but couldn’t comprehend all the thimbolism?
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