When they are born, wee bulls wobble.

Dear Pun Gents, my work colleagues and I need a team name for a charity walk called the MK Midnight Moo. Must have something to do with cows. ~Leanne, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Band of Brudders
2. Cow Tech
3. Heiferbody Say Moo
4. Moo From a Hill
5. Milkin Keynes
6. Wooly Bull

My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.

Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?

BF Skinner.

Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.

When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.

Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.

Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.

I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.

Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.

Laugh if you must, but people who can achieve orgasm solely by fantasizing about cows deserve a moo to cum of respect.

You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!

NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.

The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.

A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.

When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.

Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.

How does one put a cow to sleep?

Run it down with a bull dozer.

The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.