Puns tagged ‘death’:
11/02/05
Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
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They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.  (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/08/05
Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.? Because - they’re in mourning. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/06/05
How does one put a cow to sleep? Run it down with a bull dozer.  (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/04/05
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society? (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/13/05
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/05/05
Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT? Yes, He was Cruiserfied. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/29/05
Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery? It got grave reviews. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/07/04
Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon? Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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