People in India are always being type-caste.

Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.

Wide men can’t jump.

Lufthansa: the German company for people who ask questions in public.

I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.

Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?

Because that would just add-in salt to injera.

Eastern Europeans may be poor in general, but they throw very Slavish parties nonetheless.

Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir

Trouble getting a visa?   A MEXican can sympathize.

Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.

The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.

Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?

Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.

Modern Sikhs live in cities. It’s the turban jungle.

NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!

Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?

Yo’ Semite!

If you’re going to pick a fight, choose a hairy Mediterranean: they are the only swarthy opponents.

Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?

Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.

Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.

Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.

Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox

Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.

Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.

Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?

Juneau.

When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.

The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.

You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.

Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.

Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!

You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha.

Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.

Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.

I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.

NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!

Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.

There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!

There will be many more Italians on Earth, after the Human Gino-me Project.

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Did the film Reefer Madness have a tokin’ black guy?

Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.

It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.

The Irish are easily o’ffended.

People from Vilnius are so shy. They should call them Lookawaynians.

Many people from the UK have pale skin. They’re like bleached Wales.

What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?

Cap a gino!

The whitest people on earth are the Palestinians. But very few think their colour Israel.

Are there Spaniards in Oslo?

Norway Jose!

Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.

Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.

Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?