Puns tagged ‘farming’:
04/07/11
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.” (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/27/10
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/08/10
How does a farmer pick up women? “Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.” They know how to a tractor! (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/10
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks. (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/24/09
Do agreebusinesses get along with the community? (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/11/09
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Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/25/08
Which animal is hardest to milk? The drama dairy. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/01/07
The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war - he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/12/07
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand? No - they’re pro tractor. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/08/07
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm - all I see is hays. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/07/06
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/24/06
Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables - it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them. p.s. The Pun Gents were featured on CityTV’s Speakers Corner this past weekend! You can check out our shenanigans here. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/22/06
The agrarian state was oft criticized for being dependent on foreign soil. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/21/06
Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade? He figured he could make a cool mill. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/18/06
What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare? Attila the Hen. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/28/05
The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/18/05
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens? He wanted to make a hen-sum profit! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/05/04
Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs? A. Pop hoes the weed soil. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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