Puns tagged ‘figures of speech’:
06/22/11
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.  (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...04/07/11
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee? In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/23/11
Sleep? There’s a nap for that. (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/14/11
Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/10
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/10/10
How does a short-order cook wish you good luck? “Break an egg!” (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/10
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks. (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/22/10
Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power? (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/17/10
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland? Yes, they’re like clogs in heath! (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...01/02/10
When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby? (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/30/09
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...11/14/05
During the government enumeration process, there was an old woman who kept handing out pie. She said, “It’s a treat for the census!” (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/16/05
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/05/05
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/18/05
Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf? Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/30/04
What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice? A froidian slip of course! (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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