Puns tagged ‘fish’:
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
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Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/12/12
The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/09/12
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/03/12
I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/22/11
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?  (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...12/18/11
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/05/11
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/07/11
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...06/22/11
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/01/10
The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/03/10
The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/10
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/19/10
Fish porn? Deep Trout. (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/07/10
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/09
Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/30/05
Which species of fish are the most democratic? Those who vote in eelections. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/20/05
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high? Because the thieves never get cod! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/10/05
What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive? A Fjord Bronco! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/06/05
If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster - would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?
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