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Puns tagged ‘food and drink’:

03/14/13

It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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03/09/13

Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/07/13

I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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02/25/13

Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/22/13

Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/15/13

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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02/08/13

What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/04/13

A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.

A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.

A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.

Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.

Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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12/31/12

Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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12/12/12

Smore’s code: incomprehensible campfire tradition.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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