Puns tagged ‘food and drink’:
03/14/13
It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
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Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/07/13
I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/25/13
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/22/13
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/15/13
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?  (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...02/08/13
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/04/13
A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun. A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai. A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish. Race car driver’s favourite: Russian. Track and field star’s favourite: Polish. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/12
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime. (7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/12
Smore’s code: incomprehensible campfire tradition. (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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