Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.

When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.

Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.

You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Rolling in Doha
2. The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
3. The Drillionaires
4. Offshore Things
5. The Spillage People
6. Power Ball Lads
7. A Spare a Gas
8. Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]

A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.

I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.

Dear Pun Gents, see what you can do with Manchester; namely the M’C'R. I’ve already exhausted the emcee’s are puns …anyways hope to hear from you soon. ~Ed, Glucoseville

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. I M C R ious!
2. An odd fellow grew breasts and then fused them together. He played for Man-Chesty United.
3. I am blind when it comes to women. I’m a man seer.

In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?

Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.

People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.

Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.

Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.

Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?

Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!

I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.

I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.

They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.

Which Middle Eastern country is most Jamaican? Ye men.

How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.

True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.

What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?

Mad ass gas cigar.

Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon.

Four new Puns on Demand filled!

The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.

Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.

The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.

Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.

Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.

There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.

Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.

Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox

I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.

Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.

The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ’ski’mo than I used to.

Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?

Mumbai.

All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.

Is there Nintendo in France?

Wii.

How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?

Scram bulled.

There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.

NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”

Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.

Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.

Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.

It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa - you’re surrounded by Ye men.

There are holes in France. Trou story.

Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?

Juneau.

Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!

Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.

Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.

The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.