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Puns tagged ‘geography’:

12/26/11

Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.

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07/27/11

Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.

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07/11/11

When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

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07/06/11

Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.

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03/15/11

Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.

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03/10/11

You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.

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02/24/11

ROLLING IN DOHA

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rolling in Doha
  2. The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
  3. The Drillionaires
  4. Offshore Things
  5. The Spillage People
  6. Power Ball Lads
  7. A Spare a Gas
  8. Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
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02/11/11

A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.

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12/21/10

I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.

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11/16/10

MCRONI

Dear Pun Gents, see what you can do with Manchester; namely the M’C'R. I’ve already exhausted the emcee’s are puns …anyways hope to hear from you soon. ~Ed, Glucoseville

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I M C R ious!
  2. An odd fellow grew breasts and then fused them together. He played for Man-Chesty United.
  3. I am blind when it comes to women. I’m a man seer.
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10/27/10

In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?

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10/25/10

Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.

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08/02/10

People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.

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06/26/10

Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.

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02/14/10

Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.

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01/17/10

Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?

Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!

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11/05/09

I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.

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09/28/09

I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.

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09/18/09

They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.

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08/04/09

Which Middle Eastern country is most Jamaican? Ye men.

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07/02/09

How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.

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05/01/09

True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.

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04/25/09

What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?

Mad ass gas cigar
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04/19/09

Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon.

Four new Puns on Demand filled!

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04/16/09

The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.

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10/24/08

Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.

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10/22/08

The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.

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10/14/08

Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.

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10/08/08

Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.

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09/24/08

There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.

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09/17/08

Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.

Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox

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09/09/08

I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.

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09/02/08

Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.

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08/04/08

The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ’ski’mo than I used to.

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07/30/08

Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?

Mumbai.

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07/15/08

All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.

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07/12/08

Is there Nintendo in France?

Wii.

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07/05/08

How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?

Scram bulled.

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07/01/08

There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.

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06/27/08

NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”

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06/09/08

Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.

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06/08/08

Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.

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06/07/08

Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.

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05/13/08

It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa - you’re surrounded by Ye men.

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05/11/08

There are holes in France. Trou story.

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04/20/08

Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?

Juneau.

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04/07/08

Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!

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04/04/08

Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.

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04/03/08

Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.

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04/02/08

The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.

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