Puns tagged ‘geography’:
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
Puns tagged ‘geography’:02/14/10
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians. 01/17/10
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland? Yes, they’re like clogs in heath! 11/05/09
I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert. 09/28/09
I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side. 09/18/09
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper. 08/04/09
Which Middle Eastern country is most Jamaican? Ye men. 07/02/09
How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank. 05/01/09
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles. 04/25/09
What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers? 04/19/09
Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon. Four new Puns on Demand filled!04/16/09
The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead. 10/24/08
Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals. 10/22/08
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst. 10/14/08
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur. 10/08/08
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded. There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso. 09/17/08
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage. Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox 09/09/08
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta. 09/02/08
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir. 08/04/08
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ’ski’mo than I used to. 07/30/08
Where should you shop for Mother’s Day? Mumbai. 07/15/08
All the self-mutilators live in Qatar. 07/12/08
Is there Nintendo in France? Wii. 07/05/08
How do they like their eggs in Pamplona? Scram bulled. 07/01/08
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama. 06/27/08
NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!” 06/09/08
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned. 06/08/08
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed. 06/07/08
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh. 05/13/08
It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa - you’re surrounded by Ye men. 05/11/08
There are holes in France. Trou story. 04/20/08
Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic? Juneau. 04/07/08
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go! 04/04/08
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt. 04/03/08
Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land. 04/02/08
The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians. 04/01/08
How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti? Just say, “DJ, I B outi!” 03/31/08
The trees are haunted in Eritrea. 03/30/08
Where are people the meanest? Armenia. 03/29/08
You always get a lot of choice in Andorra. 03/28/08
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia. The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner. 03/20/08
If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida. 03/15/08
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite. 03/01/08
I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy. 02/17/08
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots. 02/14/08
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley. 01/19/08
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia. 01/07/08
You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha. 12/17/07
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau. |