Puns tagged ‘historical figures’:
10/22/06
Which saint had no problem seducing women?
Francis of Asseasy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.  (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/03/06
In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship? Jonah of Ark. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/04/05
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies? Shakes pear. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/08/05
Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/05/05
When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/18/05
When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/23/05
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head? The Origin of the Feces! (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/17/05
When asked for advice on mountain climbing by his Roman colleagues, Caesar replied, “K2, Brute.“ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/31/05
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer? Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity! (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/25/05
Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet? Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously - needs to be read aloud) (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/18/05
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath? “You reeka!“ (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/06/05
If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster - would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?
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Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule - “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!” (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/04
What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid? “Alex, hand her the grate!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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