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Puns tagged ‘holidays’:
02/26/10
TIGER SILLIES
Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stripe Search
- Orange Rover
- Claw of the Jungle
- Bigcatted Remarks
- Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
Topic: animals, holidays | COMMENT »
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02/09/10
YOU + ME = VD
Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It was two heart to get you a present.
- For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
- And you thought I never card about you.
- I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
- Let’s have a hearty dinner
- You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree
Topic: holidays, relationships, valentine's day | 1 COMMENT »
12/25/09
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
Topic: christmas, holidays, neuroses and disorders, santa | COMMENT »
07/04/09
It’s Indie Pun Gents Day! We’re still not signed to a major label…
Topic: holidays | COMMENT »
06/28/09
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Topic: holidays, santa, social justice | 1 COMMENT »
04/28/09
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Topic: celebrities, holidays | COMMENT »
04/10/09
Have some fast food - it’s Good Fry Day!
Topic: holidays, Jesus, religion | 1 COMMENT »
07/30/08
Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?
Mumbai.
Topic: geography, holidays | COMMENT »
01/31/08
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
Topic: food and drink, holidays, religion | COMMENT »
01/19/08
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
Topic: geography, holidays | COMMENT »
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12/29/07
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
Topic: animals, holidays, in the news | COMMENT »
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12/26/07
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
Topic: holidays, music | COMMENT »
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12/25/07
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
Topic: holidays, the paranormal | COMMENT »
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12/23/07
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Topic: food and drink, holidays | COMMENT »
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10/31/07
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
Topic: holidays, the arts | COMMENT »
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10/22/07
Do prostitutes look forward to their holiday bonus?
Topic: holidays, prostitutes and pornography | COMMENT »
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08/21/07
The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
Topic: holidays, kids | COMMENT »
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06/20/07
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
Topic: christmas, holidays, Ned and Ed, neuroses and disorders | COMMENT »
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04/08/07
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Topic: food and drink, holidays, Jesus, religion | COMMENT »
12/19/06
I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
Topic: automobiles, holidays | COMMENT »
12/17/06
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
Topic: christmas, ethnic groups, holidays | COMMENT »
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10/31/06
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
Topic: holidays, prostitutes and pornography | COMMENT »
03/17/06
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
Topic: holidays, st. patrick's day | COMMENT »
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12/26/05
The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
Topic: christmas, holidays, Jesus, popular culture | COMMENT »
11/25/05
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
Topic: aboriginals, christmas, holidays | COMMENT »
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11/13/05
Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
Topic: animals, holidays | COMMENT »
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10/23/05
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
Topic: holidays, religion | COMMENT »
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10/18/05
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
Topic: crime, holidays, languages | COMMENT »
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