Puns tagged ‘horror’:
02/24/11
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)
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If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken! (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/28/09
What do vegetarian zombies scream for? “GRAINS!” (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...10/13/09
Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake! (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/09
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/06/09
Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites. (9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...01/30/09
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze. (7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/08
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver. (4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/08
What happens when you take out people’s eyes? They cull eyed. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/14/08
People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man. (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/20/08
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/16/07
Horror movies make me screamish. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/25/07
NED: Can I borrow your zombie? (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/26/07
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/29/06
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch. (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...08/09/06
When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!” (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/04/06
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation? (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/28/06
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/05
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone? (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/31/05
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally? No - as a vampire, he was undeed. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/08/05
How do you brooch the subject? Stick a pin in their I! (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/21/04
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer? The exercist! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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