Puns tagged ‘insects’:
07/23/11
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
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OH MAG GOT! Dear Pun Gents, this is for a project: I need fly-related puns. The names of the flies have to be incorporated with the puns. AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT POISON Dear Pun Gents, I need a good Valentine’s pun that has to do with spiders. Something original (nothing about a love bug please!) and punny. And nothing that says ‘I love you’ in it. Thanks. ~Tori, Seattle, WA AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/22/10
The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/16/10
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/11/10
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/30/05
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/27/05
NED: Are you going to the fumigation convention? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/31/05
I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/09/05
Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker - because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
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