Puns tagged ‘languages’:
05/25/06
NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
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Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal? Gnome Chompsky. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/16/05
Is it very fun when a Frenchman tells you to pronounce the words ‘ink’, then ‘Roy’, then ‘apple’? Indeed - say ink Roy apple! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/24/05
How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart? Sighin’ language. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/18/05
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/26/05
Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun? Because they are French and orignal. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/05/05
When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/22/05
How do you hunt down a cunning linguist? With a semioterotomatic rifle! (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/09/04
What do French cannibals eat for breakfast? Hommelettes! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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