Puns tagged ‘leisure’:
08/24/11
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/05/11
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/17/10
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/13/10
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...03/21/10
Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/24/10
XBO 2010 Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan) AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1. For richard or poorer (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/06/10
My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/02/09
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute. What cubris! (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/16/06
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/29/06
What’s an avocado’s favourite carnival game? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/08/05
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know - because of the skew-ba gear. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/26/05
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/22/05
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/28/05
Garry Kasparov’s favourite wood is chestnut. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/10/05
Why did the millionaire skip his usual joyride on his quadramaran? Because he had a strong sense of four-boating! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/21/04
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer? The exercist! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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