They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.

My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.

Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

A good place to meet queer people? An LGBBQ.

Never trust a person who is intersex: they usually have hidden a gender.

I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.

My friend is a bigot - he thinks all people with mortgages are home owes. “All they do escrow each other,” he said. “You should know,” was my rebuttal, “You work for Ream-Max!”

Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.

Sticking your hands in butter feels queer.

p.s. We have a new PunShine Girl for you - Agnes!

Embracing while drunk is banned at lesbian bars. The women simply cannot hold their licker.

We’ve all heard about trans fats, but what about tranny fats? Do they come from androgynated vegetable oil?

Some hobbits have both sex organs, ie the hermafrododites. They don’t need to bother with plastic bilbos.

Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?

Do drag queens wear cross-trannyers?

It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.

Do hermaphrodites check their shemail?

A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.

Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?

If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.

Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?

Yes - you’ll get die-urethra.

The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.

Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?

A group of transsexuals left the Church in protest, deciding instead to start their own religious group. They bought an old abandoned building and converted it for their services. For their hymns and music they even restored a grand set of pipes…. Needless to say the members of the First Tranny Church were delighted to play with their new sect’s organs.