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Puns tagged ‘medical conditions’:
01/12/12
IT’S HEART WORK
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ticker tape parade
- Get your heart on
- Exercise makes you heartier
- Exercise: a hearty meal
- It’s heart work
- You aorta know
- Cardi animals
- Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
| Topic: exercise, health, medical conditions, t-shirts | COMMENT »
12/30/11
Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.
| Topic: boxing, concussions, medical conditions, sports | COMMENT »
11/12/11
The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
| Topic: anatomy, doctors, journalism, medical conditions | COMMENT »
04/23/11
Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
| Topic: cars, medical conditions, stuttering | 1 COMMENT »
03/22/11
Lepers live and die by the sore.
| Topic: diseases, leprosy, medical conditions | COMMENT »
02/23/11
Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
| Topic: anatomy, medical conditions | COMMENT »
02/15/11
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
| Topic: medical conditions, movies, poo jokes, proctological humour | COMMENT »
12/11/10
Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
| Topic: medical conditions, optometry, vision | 2 COMMENTS »
11/08/10
How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“
| Topic: erectile dysfunction, islam, medical conditions, pharmaceuticals, religion | 2 COMMENTS »
10/24/10
Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.
| Topic: medical conditions, the arts | COMMENT »
10/07/10
My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”
| Topic: family, medical conditions, menopause | 1 COMMENT »
10/03/10
It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
| Topic: medical conditions, vision | 1 COMMENT »
02/19/10
The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
| Topic: medical conditions, medicine | COMMENT »
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