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Puns tagged ‘medicine’:
03/31/11
CAN SOAR SOCIETY
Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great. There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Can Soar Society
- The Beat It Dudes
- See You in Health
- Chemochameleons
- Remission Accomplished
| Topic: cancer, charity, diseases, fundraiser, medicine, team name | COMMENT »
03/30/11
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
| Topic: ireland, medical procedures, medicine, names, proctological humour | COMMENT »
11/23/10
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
| Topic: drugs, medicine, neuroses and disorders | 1 COMMENT »
09/22/10
The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
| Topic: accidents, anatomy, languages, medicine | 1 COMMENT »
08/13/10
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
| Topic: fashion, medicine | COMMENT »
06/14/10
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
| Topic: diseases, heart attacks, medicine, Ned and Ed, puns about puns | COMMENT »
03/05/10
Massage therapy patients can be separated into two groups: the haves, and the have-knots.
| Topic: medicine, social justice | COMMENT »
02/19/10
The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
| Topic: medical conditions, medicine | COMMENT »
11/17/09
What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers.
| Topic: medicine | 1 COMMENT »
09/12/08
People with mortgages should abandon traditional medicine, and follow the advice of a home owe path.
| Topic: housing, medicine | COMMENT »
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09/06/08
Pharmacists are pillers of the community.
| Topic: medicine, occupations | COMMENT »
02/05/05
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
| Topic: figures of speech, medicine, tech | COMMENT »
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02/02/05
What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
| Topic: medicine, proverbs, the workplace | COMMENT »
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