Puns tagged ‘medicine’:
03/11/13
I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...05/11/12
I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/27/12
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“ (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/31/11
CAN SOAR SOCIETY Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great. There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...03/30/11
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/10
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/22/10
The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/13/10
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/14/10
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns? ED: Yes. Artery hard har! (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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