Puns tagged ‘movies’:
06/02/07
Movie trivia: in the upcoming sequelThere’s Something Extra About Mary, Ben Stiller comes across Cameron Diaz’s character, turning her into a sperm-afro-dite.
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They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/29/07
Who wore deerskin coats? Daddy Wore bucks.  (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/23/07
Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/10/07
The renegade Star Wars pilot lived a bachelor’s life, without a wife or girlfriend. They called him Hand Solo. Occasionally he would chew ‘bacco. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/15/06
Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/03/06
The documentary about terrorists who flew a plane into a high school? Boeing for Columbine.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/30/06
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/19/06
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself? Broke Bach Mountin’. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/13/06
Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/08/05
Which great Western movie was about a pun contest? High Noun. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/18/05
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/02/05
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her? “I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/07/05
Like movies about the Old Testament? Three words: I ‘Heart’ Maccabees! (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/01/05
Who is Lord of the Rings? Rocky Bilboa! (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5) Loading ...01/16/05
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke: “Shows me the pun, he.” (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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