Puns tagged ‘names’:
French humour is so Sarkozstic
Puns tagged ‘names’:02/05/10
French humour is so Sarkozstic 11/13/09
Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing? 07/17/09
Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver. 09/05/08
I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica. 07/18/08
When Bruce returned to Gotham City, crime began to Wayne. 03/21/07
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer. 02/27/07
The former president of Turkmenistan was delirious on his deathbed. His aides asked before he died whom he thought should be his successor. But the statesman spouted complete gibberish, rasping “gurbangulymalikgulyyewicberdimuhammedow!” before collapsing dead. 11/27/06
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again - I’m an epoxy moron. 11/22/06
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets? 09/23/05
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali. 06/08/05
Which president always nicknames his friends? Dub ya! 03/05/05
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water? Thurston Howell. 02/19/05
Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi |