Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.

I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.

Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?

Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?

Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.

Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.

I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.

The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.

Do watch repairmen work over time?

The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.

How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.

Are archers into arrow dynamics?

Gays in the lumberjack industry? It’s ‘don’t axe, don’t fell.’

Do dictionary salesmen take a vow of sell-ABC?

A window courier delivers nothing but pane.

Being a fast food worker is a highly skillet trade.

If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.

The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.

The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.

You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”

Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.

If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?

How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?

“Break an egg!”

Optometry is a competitive field. Many practitioners feel pressured to take stareoids.

The corn farmer was so cheap. Everyone called him a maizer.

Do data miners work at the query?

Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?

If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.

The motivational speaker was fired for causing too much strive in the workplace.

Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.

Bricklayers have a mortar complex.

Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.

For an archer, opportunity nocks.

The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.

Latest request: Shakespeare-themed wedding puns!

Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?

Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.

Fashion designers are chic magnets.

Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?

Do baristas listen to frappe music?

Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.

Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.

Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.

Plumbers have a multi-fauceted personality.

Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.

Why do project managers always appear so Gantt?

Do wrestlers have good pinmanship?

Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.

The toreador must do all he can to defeat his nemesis. It’s his cat-a-gore-a-bull imperative.

NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.