Puns tagged ‘pirates’:
01/04/12
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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ALL THAT YOU ARRGH Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...03/26/10
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/09/10
Why are pirates so loud? They just argh. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/28/09
The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...07/11/09
I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘  (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/27/08
They found a new way to kill pirates: Gas them with argon. (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...11/20/08
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/18/08
Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.” (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/03/08
Do pirates wear timepieces? Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/07/06
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering? (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/04/06
The pirate captain was on the prow-l, looking stern. His mates all bowed to him. “This is mission of great in-port.” He looked at his cannons, then gazed at the sky and said “Bless me Fodder.” His sailors warshipped him. What a bunch of frigate idiots. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/27/05
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine? Because a pirate without p is irate. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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