  Puns tagged ‘poo jokes’:09/22/06
There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.   (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/20/06
Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/08/06
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/31/06
The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/14/06
You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/09/06
Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/13/06
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements? Yes - you’ll get die-urethra.  (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/23/05
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head? The Origin of the Feces! (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/05
Which lizards eat bird poop? Iguanos! (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/18/04
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go? Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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