Puns tagged ‘pope’:
04/29/10
The bishop was excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/16/07
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/01/07
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ...11/28/06
When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/28/06
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/15/06
The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/23/06
The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/28/06
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/24/06
NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/20/06
NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’… (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/29/05
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers? Because - he wanted them to avoid dam nation! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/12/05
The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic! (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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