Puns tagged ‘proctological humour’:
03/30/11
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
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Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/19/10
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/15/09
NED: A dog clawed at my anus! (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/05/08
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/12/08
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/19/08
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/16/08
Are proctologists competent? Yes, probe ably. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/25/08
Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/29/08
The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/11/07
Why do proctologists become proctologists? They felt a colon at an early age. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/07/07
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients? Fecalculators. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/28/07
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/05/06
New evidence indicates that Jesus was in fact a proctologist by trade, rather than a carpenter. In fact, he was a fissurer of men. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/02/06
The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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