Puns tagged ‘relationships’:
08/29/06
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
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David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.  (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/29/06
The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/24/05
How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart? Sighin’ language. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/16/05
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/29/05
When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/25/05
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/09/05
Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/27/05
My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/25/05
I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/15/05
My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/09/05
It’s great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/23/05
You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance - you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples? By ex-communicating them! (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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