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Puns tagged ‘running’:
11/14/11
QUEENS OF THE COSMO’S
Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of nine women who love to drink are headed to Las Vegas for the half-marathon the first week of December 2011. We need a clever name for our team shirts. Please help! ~Katharine, San Antonio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Martini Boppers
- A Stirred in the Hand
- 13-Miley Cyruses
- 13 Miles, 26 Oz
- Mango Lasses
- Queens of the Cosmo’s
- Boozundeit
- Laps and Relapse
- Kahlualass
- Tequila Stocking Birds
- Running on Empties
- Raising the Bartender
- Talk the Detox
- Tavern and Shirleys
- Beers are not Enough
- Desert Heat
- Jet Legged
- Stride Me
- The Vodkouple (if there were two of you)
- Distill my Heart
- PS thanks for the donation!
| Topic: marathon, running, sports, t-shirt, team name | COMMENT »
03/22/11
LEX AND THE CITY
Dear Pun Gents, we have a team of 1 guy and 3 girls in the Lexington 5K Urbanathlon. Need something clever and funny - know you can help! ~Nick, Lexington, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lex and the City
- One Nick, Three Chicks, Five Clicks
- Run D-SC
- Roger Urbanister [Roger Bannister = 1st man to run a 4-minute mile]
- Obstacular Spectacular
| Topic: 5k, running, sports, team name | COMMENT »
03/21/11
WHAT, ME WARRIOR?
Dear Pun Gents, my friends and I from work are doing a 5k. Along with the running there are “obstacles from hell.” It is called the warrior dash. ~Tara, Lufkin, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Dash 5
- Obsteamious
- Obstacular
- What, Me Warrior?
| Topic: 5k, running, sports, team name | COMMENT »
03/10/11
MALTRAMARATHON
Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We Run Pasteur
- Faster, Higher, Lager
- Hops Scotch
- Rock Hard ABVs [Alcohol By Volume]
- Barrely Alive
| Topic: alcohol, beer, marathon, running, sports, team name | COMMENT »
02/27/11
LONG TIME PUNNING
Dear Pun Gents, two other ladies and I are running a marathon relay and we need a punny team name, possibly incorporating our love for imbibing, running, and/or how not fast we are. Thanks! ~Erika, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The 26ers [26 mile race/ 26 oz bottle of booze]
- Jog Wild
- Pain for Drinks
- Limbibers
- Pace Be With You
- Running on Empties
| Topic: marathon, running, sports, team name | COMMENT »
02/21/11
WE MAKE PUNS ON COMMANDO
Dear Pun Gents, we have a group of 10 girls running a 5K race that has different obstacles and free beer at the end, and we’d love your help with our team name. The event is called Go Commando 5K. ~Laura, St. Paul, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The 10 Commandoments
- Girls Run Wild
- Shoed to Kill
- The Obstacle Chorus
- Commando 5k - The Free Beards for Free Beer
| Topic: 5k, racing, running, sports, team name | COMMENT »
01/30/11
GUINESSCOLOGISTS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m running an Irish 5k and need a funny Irish team name for about 5 or 6 girls. ~Whitney, De Pere, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- O’Galleys
- The Blar Knees
- Liffey Is Short
- Guinesscologists
- The Irish Race
| Topic: ethnic groups, ireland, running, sports, team name | COMMENT »
02/02/10
OLD FOLKS ROAM
Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Geri’s Kids
- Grandmarathon
- Long Distaunts
- Last Legs
- Runs In Stockings
- Speedomestics
| Topic: old people, running, sports, team name | COMMENT »
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