Puns tagged ‘scottish jokes’:
07/26/11
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/17/10
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland? Yes, they’re like clogs in heath! (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...06/18/09
Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/08/09
Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/15/09
Do Scotsmen dance the lamb baa da?  Do Scotsmen dance the lamb baa da? (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/17/08
NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/28/08
What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep? I knead ewe! (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/03/07
They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/05/07
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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