Puns tagged ‘sheep’:
11/21/11
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
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The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/24/10
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep? “Ewe conduit!“ (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/11/10
Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/18/09
Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/15/09
Do Scotsmen dance the lamb baa da?  Do Scotsmen dance the lamb baa da? (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/27/08
NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts! (3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5) Loading ...04/28/08
What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep? I knead ewe! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/21/08
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep? Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...01/03/08
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/05/07
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/27/07
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/11/07
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/14/06
Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/18/06
The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel? Ewesed. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/11/06
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song? She Baangs (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/08/05
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know - because of the skew-ba gear. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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