See @pungents #CanadianActionMovies on Twitter.

• Nickelback to the Future
• A Tim’s to Kill
• Brokeback Mountie
• The Saguenay of Defeat
• Lord Blackula
• Kill Bill III: Harper Prorogues Again
• Dances with Wools
• Codzilla
• Arctic Tracy
• Stop Or My Mom Will Chicoutimi
• 28 Ehs Later
• Midnight Cowpie
• Lifeson is Beautiful
• Dawn of the Zed
• Dial M for Mercer
• The Full Mountie
• 8000-Mile
• A Few Good Mansbridges
• J’Aimes Bonbons
• A River Runs Through Manitoba
• Tarsand
• Rockies 1 through 6
• Oedipus Rex Murphy
• Metis the Fockers
• Dieppe Throat
• SARS Attacks
• The Three Muskokateers
• Apocalypse Snow
• Pirates of the Caribou
• Inuit You Did Last Summer
• Molson City
• Tron-o
• Bill Blair Snitch Project
• Raccoonies
• The Hunt for Fred MacTober
• Mr and Mississauga
• Full Puffy Jacket
• War of the Squirrels
• The Boring Identity
• E.I.
• Dirty Barrie
• Canadarmy Of Darkness
• Alanis vs Predator
• Ducepption
• Bloc Quebecois Down
• Zamboni on the Fourth of July
• Albertigo

Twitter is standard e-quip-ment.

Despite his claims, Al Gore didn’t invent Facebook and Twitter. He just said “So shall the Net work.”

Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:

1. Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
2. Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
3. If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
4. Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
5. Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
6. Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk - we will forcefully convert you!
7. We got Tutsis in Suitsies - everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!

Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:

• CherSnowbyl
• Apocalypse Snow
• Snowsama bin Laden
• snOMG
• Snowtorious BIG
• Blizzy Smalls
• Queen EBlizzardbeth
• SuperSnowva
• Snovacaine
• Snow J
• Snowlocaust
• Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
• Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
• Snow Country for Old Men
• Great Squall of China

*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The Social Net Worth
2. Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
3. The Meridia ['the mere idea'] of it is shocking…
4. Facebook splits the ATM

All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!

Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Blogs Have More Fun
2. Blong-term Strategies
3. I CEO U
4. Chairmen of the Bored
5. Three’s Company
6. Wisdom of the Profits
7. Veep Tweets

Some people can’t stand social media, but I say tweet his own.

When you post graffiti on my wall, it’s deFacebook.

That latest online fad - Twither did it go?

Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time.

Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.

I’ll miss the internet. Thanks for the meme arrays.

There are no Wikipedia entries for Boxing. Because the facts are spars.

People enjoy social networking sites to escape the rat race. For example, www.mice-pace.com

They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.

Do overprivileged children go online for their social networthing?

Getting inundated with ‘friend requests’ is called Face bukkake.

NED: I’ve lost the ability to post in my online journal.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Writer’s blog!

Which Canadian political party is prone to fits of self-indulgent prattling?

The Blog Quebecois.