Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT

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Dear Pun Gents, looking for an original and clever name for our adult co-ed kickball team. Our uniform color is black. ~Sarah, Studio City, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Kball Guys
2. The Kballah
3. Kick Me Kate
4. The Kickerbockers
5. Blackballed
6. Balligerents
7. Ballkick Bartokomous

Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Go to Hull
2. Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
3. Many more tennis pun requests here.

Dear Pun Gents, my work colleagues and I need a team name for a charity walk called the MK Midnight Moo. Must have something to do with cows. ~Leanne, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Band of Brudders
2. Cow Tech
3. Heiferbody Say Moo
4. Moo From a Hill
5. Milkin Keynes
6. Wooly Bull

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Geri’s Kids
2. Grandmarathon
3. Long Distaunts
4. Last Legs
5. Runs In Stockings
6. Speedomestics

Dear Pun Gents, we need a pun for our polar bear plunge team that includes of five or six teenage girls, and my dad.~Cathleen, Middleton, DE

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ice-Q
2. Frigidimate Behavior
3. Cold Man and the Sea
4. A Foolish Ocean
5. Bear Bottoms
6. Freeze the Children

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”  or “mad” would be helpful.  Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Mad-dames [French]
2. Tennisisters
3. The Racquettes
4. The Mad-ri-gals
5. Madisinners
6. Madopause
7. Madwesterners

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Three Guys, Six Balls
2. Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
3. Slam Allelekum
4. Dunkin Go Nuts
5. The Three Pointer Sisters
6. The Trouble with Triples
7. Threedom Train

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Dear Pun Gents, we’re updating our clients information and have to call people to update/confirm email addresses. We’re forming teams to do it in. Any ideas? Cheers! ~Marlon, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Address for Success
2. Track Team
3. Emailleability
4. The Check is in the Email

Dear Pun Gents, I am in a curling bonspiel called the ‘BUMspiel’ - BUMS stands for Berseker Urban Motorcycle Squad. I need a team name with curling and bums. Or just some original curling names for 4 people thrown together to curl. ~Shelley, Calgary, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ass-assins with Rocks
2. Bumsweepers
3. Crack Squad
4. The Icy Receptionists
5. Skip to the Loo
6. We’ll Skip Rinks Around You

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for an office team in a transportation engineering firm, but no one on the team is an engineer. ~Amy, Salt Lake City, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Trans Sports
2. Engine and Tonic
3. There’s no Engine, Here
4. The Colossus of Roads