If you check the Internet Movie Database you’ll find many SQLs.

The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.

With the iPad, the sun is setting on dusktop computing.

What’s a morse code expert’s favourite tech website? Dashdot.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Pho… Pho… Phone!  Merry Xmas!
2. Phone-me of the State
3. Catching Phlies with Phoney
4. The bluetooth and nothing but the bluetooth
5. John Wilkes Bluetooth
6. It’s a call amity!

iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!

Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married - the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Groom with a View
2. Gay Mon!
3. Married to a Blog - but he’s a nice fella!
4. Aisle Be There
5. Nup it in the bud
6. Diary of Stan/Frank
7. Let’s Wed and See

Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers - they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!

Kittens are taking over the web. It’s a cute d’ekat!

Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?

Six more pun requests fulfilled. Ask us anything!

Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.

Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?

It’s free to make a long distance call from the bathroom of a jumbo jet, if you use Sky pee.

OS X Powers: When Mike Myers promoted Apple software.

That latest online fad - Twither did it go?

For articles about celebrities kissing in public, consult WikiPDA.

The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.

Which famous inventor of the telegraph enjoyed campfire treats?

S. Morse.

Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.

How do midgets downlow their music?

Off of HiTunes!

Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.

Poor typists are rather un qwerty nated.

Which telecom company has explosively high speed Internet access?

A T’n'T

I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.

The high flying JPEG lawyer was embarrassed to have lost his case to a plain tiff.

Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?

Bilge Ates.

Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.

My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.

Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?

Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.

Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?

Because they can cell a bit.

Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!

Managing a web site about pigs requires knowledge of MySqueal databases.

I’ll miss the internet. Thanks for the meme arrays.

I don’t know if I like HD technology - I find it a bit too Bluray.

Emails are unreliable, because they’re missing the fax.

Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer

Midget keyboards?

One word: SQWERTY.

When our office network goes down, look out - it’s like Silence of the LANs.

NED: Sorry there was no joke online this morning.
ED: What happened?
NED: My connection was all tied up…
ED: Really?
NED: It’s the Interknot!

Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.

The imam felt ashamed when his prayer web site was accused of promoting terrorism. He said it was very e-mosque-ulating.

Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.

I made an mp3 of my car slowing down. It was a record braking event.

In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?

When he says ‘iPooed‘.

NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!

Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?

Searching for an older woman?

Just Cougle it!

If Bill Gates leaves, his company MightGrowSoft. And if they drop the Ballmer it’d be even worse.