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Puns tagged ‘tennis’:
02/18/11
DEUCE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
Dear Pun Gents, help! We need a clever new name for our ladies seniors 4.0 USTA tennis team. We play at an indoor facility called Sound Shore Tennis. Thanks! ~Carol, Rye, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Court Chesters [for Sound Shore in Port Chester NY]
- Unforced Heiress
- Top Seed Turvy
- Line Judge Judies
- Shore Things
- Groundmothers
- Gram Slams
- Baby Got Backswing
- Serve me a Double
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a unique and clever tennis team name; can’t be too dirty minded. We are fun and enjoy our cocktails.
~Misty, Keller, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Teamsters Racquet
- Martini Dringis
- No Speakah de Hingis
- Night Capriatis
- Dimentieval on Your Ass
- The Serenavenusians
- Lobby Williams
- We Drop Shots
- Full Service
- The Backhanded Complements
- Glam Slams
- Womenbledon
- Lobstoppers
- Aceholes
Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Go to Hull
- Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
- Many more tennis pun requests here.
Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown” or “mad” would be helpful. Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mad-dames [French]
- Tennisisters
- The Racquettes
- The Mad-ri-gals
- Madisinners
- Madopause
- Madwesterners
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