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Puns tagged ‘tennis’:

02/18/11

DEUCE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

Dear Pun Gents, help! We need a clever new name for our ladies seniors 4.0 USTA tennis team. We play at an indoor facility called Sound Shore Tennis. Thanks! ~Carol, Rye, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Court Chesters [for Sound Shore in Port Chester NY]
  2. Unforced Heiress
  3. Top Seed Turvy
  4. Line Judge Judies
  5. Shore Things
  6. Groundmothers
  7. Gram Slams
  8. Baby Got Backswing
  9. Serve me a Double
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02/09/11

LINDSAY DAVENPORTMANTEAU

Dear Pun Gents, I need a unique and clever tennis team name; can’t be too dirty minded. We are fun and enjoy our cocktails. :) ~Misty, Keller, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Teamsters Racquet
  2. Martini Dringis
  3. No Speakah de Hingis
  4. Night Capriatis
  5. Dimentieval on Your Ass
  6. The Serenavenusians
  7. Lobby Williams
  8. We Drop Shots
  9. Full Service
  10. The Backhanded Complements
  11. Glam Slams
  12. Womenbledon
  13. Lobstoppers
  14. Aceholes
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02/18/10

THE INCREDIBLE HULL-UK

Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Go to Hull
  2. Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
  3. Many more tennis pun requests here.
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01/27/10

40 LOVE-MADS

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”  or “mad” would be helpful.  Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mad-dames [French]
  2. Tennisisters
  3. The Racquettes
  4. The Mad-ri-gals
  5. Madisinners
  6. Madopause
  7. Madwesterners

Help Susan Out: Comment below with your $0.02

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