Puns tagged ‘water’:
See http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6694928/text-puns for the inspiration behind this FB exchange b/w Pat and Rhain. 
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Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.  (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/01/11
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’ (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/26/11
I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.  (4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5) Loading ...10/21/10
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...08/07/10
I rent rowboats: I’m from new oar liens. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/20/10
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.” (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...07/03/10
What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/04/10
If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/02/10
The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/05/10
I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/10
The bishop was excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/10
Can ice cube trays be improved? You’ll have to undertake a freezability study. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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