Puns tagged ‘world leaders’:
02/28/06
NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who - HondaLeasa Rice?
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The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/13/05
Bush re-elected in 2008? What a load of shrubbish! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/22/05
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!” Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous: “Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/08/05
Which president always nicknames his friends? Dub ya! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/10/04
Four words to describe the war in Iraq: it’s Sad, Damn Huge Shame
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