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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for March 2006 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)03/31/06 Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny. 03/30/06 Why won't the Pyramids ever fall down? Because, Pharoah said, "Don't bust my Cheops!" 03/29/06 What's an avocado's favourite carnival game? 03/28/06 Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle? 03/27/06 When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that on the same day they took the newborn Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi. 03/26/06 Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears? Because - it's gno-mo-phobia! 03/25/06 I'd love to be abandoned on a dessert island. 03/24/06 Why is farting out bubbles a sin? Because - it's blast-foamy! 03/23/06 Which dinosaur was the 'definite article'? The-saurus. 03/22/06 Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman? 03/21/06 NED: Hear about my rich friend, Herb? 03/20/06 How do generals make decisions during a Holy War? They ask, "What would StrateJesus do?" 03/19/06 The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself? Broke Bach Mountin'. 03/18/06 New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass. 03/17/06 What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick's Day? "Kiss me, I'm Irie." 03/16/06 When naming mountain ranges, shouldn't they all be called the Appellations? 03/15/06 Those who only read the New Testament are Ruth-less. 03/14/06 In France do they like rabbit puns? Yes, they're lapin it up! 03/13/06 Chicken puns are absolutely fowl. 03/12/06 Obsessed with albino swine? You might have a pig-mentation problem. 03/11/06 Presidential Pancake Advisor, Karl Shrove, always waffled on the issues. He was always out checking his Blueberry. 03/10/06 What do you call a beer taster in Ireland? A Guinness Pig. 03/09/06 A pointless pun is a yawn sequitur. 03/08/06 Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea? Yes - it's Gucci-Gucci goo! 03/07/06 Brothel owners shouldn't be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living. 03/06/06 Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed. 03/05/06 What's an Iraqi cannibal's favourite dish? Legs, Sunni side up! (but what about cheese Kurds?) 03/04/06 NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose. 03/03/06 What does a midget yell on a rollercoaster? "Wee!" 03/02/06 What's a fish's favourite cheese? Manta-ray jack! For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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