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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for April 2006 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)04/30/06 The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That's what happens with organized crime. 04/29/06 Are homosexuals promiscuous? Only if they go on two menny dates! 04/28/06 What do you call crappy French clothing? A zut suit! 04/27/06 Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial. 04/26/06 Jesus didn't bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was "Lazy-rus, come forth!" 04/25/06 The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days - of the Danish Imposition. 04/24/06 Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam? Chainmail letters. 04/23/06 NED: Who's yo daddy? For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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