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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for July 2006 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)07/31/06 The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally. 07/30/06 This war Is Rael. It's Syrias. As for the Lebanese militia, I really don't cedar point. It Hezbollahshit written all over it; like I Tel my friend Aviv, they don't Haifa chance. Their leader's a joke too - I heard the Gaza Strip-club owner (got a loan from the West Bank). I think the terrorists should make love, not war. You know - Hamas Sutra. So hey Mistah Taliban - thanks for Sharon - but go fly Al-Qaeda! 07/29/06 It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass. 07/28/06 I love hunting for antique furniture. Nothing matches the thrill of the chaise. 07/27/06 Which race invented situps? The ab-originals. 07/26/06 It's ok to bug a eunuch. They never get teste. 07/25/06 Canada is a lan(d) Thicke with bad actors. 07/24/06 Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables - it's in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.
07/23/06 When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties. 07/22/06 The agrarian state was oft criticized for being dependent on foreign soil. 07/21/06 Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage? 07/20/06 Annual bird migrations are hard to predict. They're in a constant state of flocks. 07/19/06 War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo' Ton O' Guano Bay. 07/18/06 The Scotsman's lover cheated on him. How did he feel? Ewesed. 07/17/06 I can't eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic. 07/16/06 Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5. 07/15/06 How do you rebuke a cannibal? "Don't 'ate!" 07/14/06 You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search. 07/13/06 Hear about the Spanish cop who got a GPS tracker for Christmas, but it turned out to be faulty? Police navi-dud! 07/12/06 Hear about the sarcastic gambler? He was a real eye-roller! 07/11/06 In Norway they enjoy Viking to work. 07/10/06 Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction. 07/09/06 When Bart kicked Homer in the crotch, he felt like a baker. He kneed the D'oh! 07/08/06 Do mathematicians like dessert? Yes - the pi is endless! 07/07/06 Which Australian mammal is most devious? The kangaroos. 07/06/06 What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man? "I'm yeast and yer a-peein'!" 07/05/06 After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a' raise. 07/04/06 The fact that low-income people can't afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic. 07/03/06 NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird! 07/02/06 Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child. For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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