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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for October 2006 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)10/31/06 I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe'en. It was a blow in the dark costume. 10/30/06 NED: I just farted on you! 10/29/06 Those who split the atom were true divisionaries. 10/28/06 The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it's so dangerous they're referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal. 10/27/06 Do laser eye surgeons sleep around? Yes - they are guilty of promise acuity. 10/26/06 Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable. 10/25/06 Photographers don't like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter. 10/24/06 NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day... 10/23/06 Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits? 10/22/06 Which saint had no problem seducing women? Francis of Asseasy. 10/21/06 Did Judas avoid the stock markets? No - in fact he was a day traitor. 10/20/06 It's important to make jokes about the New Orleans disaster. Tragic situations demand a bit of leveety. 10/19/06 Taoism is total rubbish. It's simply a LaoTze philosophy. 10/18/06 At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews. 10/17/06 Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets? 10/16/06 Which disease devastated Russia for centuries? CZARS. 10/15/06 Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always 'Mo sez' this and 'Mo sez' that. 10/14/06 Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as 'SvenGalilee' 10/13/06 Where in the Bible does God create J-Lo's divine buttocks? The Book of Jen Asses. 10/12/06 Glassblowers are sadists. They keep inflicting pane. 10/11/06 In the Bible, which of St. Paul's letters explains how to make tea'? 10/10/06 Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree. 10/09/06 Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize. 10/08/06 Don't bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled. 10/07/06 The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up. 10/06/06 Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken. 10/05/06 Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy. 10/04/06 Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS. 10/03/06 The documentary about terrorists who flew a plane into a high school? Boeing for Columbine. 10/02/06 Hear that Scott Bakula is making a sequel to Knightrider? For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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