Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.

Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s'more gas Borg.

I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!

What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?

Vocation, vocation, vocation!

People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.

There's a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.

Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he's in Bob's way.

Are mannaquins bread for show?

Maybe, but manna-kins are all breadthren. (Nevetheless, it's idollatry.)

Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It's veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.

Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they've been de-Laosed.

Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.

Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.

The British soccer team needs an attitude adjustment to win. It's a Man U mental task.

A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.

Managing a web site about pigs requires knowledge of MySqueal databases.

When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.

Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.