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Which producer gets all worked up? Brian Emo. See most recent music puns Who gets a kick out of math? Joy Division. Which act had a smallish frontman? Runty MC! Who launched an ad campaign to fight crabs? Pube-Lice Enemy! The U2 guitarist was wise to drop of high school - his music career offered a better Edge-ucation. U2's Larry Mullin' Junior can't decide on having a baby. Tony Danza's favourite band? Oh-eh-sis! Who never shut up on a flight? Janis Jaw-plane! Who ended up as Zamboni drivers? Rink Floyd. Who's marries anyone, as long as they're eye-candy? Jennifer Elope-pez. Whose voice causes cattle stampedes? Moo-riot Carey. Who developed a German beer using mineral water? Brews Spring-Stein. Have you heard 'Danger Jelly' - the latest from Peril Jam? Which group shaved their pubic hair? Bush Ex. Were Paul and Art depressed after reluctantly adding a third member to their act? Yes, they were now nicknamed Sigh, Moan & Gar-Funk-el. Gwen stopped being shy about exposing her knotty leg muscles to public view - "After all," she said, "we're Node Out." Who will paint your van? Inkubus! The British dance group gets nervous about zapping cattle - they're Prod-itchy. Which Detroit punkers cut a large swath of musical destruction? The Wide Strips. Which alterna band still believes in Santa Claus? Saw-Nick Youth. Which band prefers not to wear clothes? Garb-itch. At the site of the famous plane wreck the emergency crews discovered a horrid sight: Bloody Holly, Richie's Valentrails, and a steaming carcass aka the Big Glop. Flea's favourite bar food? Chili Poppers. Who are rock giants? Metall-ica. Who's the techno artist famous for sad songs? Mopy. The Chemo-kill brothers died from radiation therapy. Which band tolerates meateaters? The Beef-if-ya-choose (B52s) Is Rush an optimistic group? Yes: drummer Neil is pert, guitarist Alex is Laughson, and the frontman sings quite geddy-lee. Who spends a lot of time in the bathroom? Loo Read! |