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01/26/16

Salt puns are just sodium.

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01/25/16

Fragrant peppers have been discovered in odor spice.

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01/24/16

Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

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01/23/16

The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.

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01/22/16

I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.

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01/21/16

PUN ON DEMAND: BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
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01/21/16

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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01/20/16

Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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01/19/16

PUN ON DEMAND: EITHER OAR

Dear Pun Gents,

My husband and I are thinking about starting a business and I’m hoping you can help us with a name.

We’re looking at being a paddle sports outfitter. Thinking canoes, kayaks and paddle board rental and guide service. Looking to do fishing as well. We also want to offer services in the winter like ice fishing, ice skating and snowshoeing.

We’re located in northern Minnesota in a smaller town, Bemidji. We’re known for our gigantic Paul and Babe statues and for being ‘the first city on the Mississippi River’. Our place is located on Lake Irving and on the Mississippi.

We’ve also thought about offering courses like an ‘outdoor school’

Ideas?

Thanks, so much, in advance!

~Tonya, Bemidji, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Either Oar
  2. Paddletude
  3. Strokelahoma
  4. Outdoorable
  5. Out and Fit
  6. Canoogle
  7. Take a Kayak [Take a hike]
  8. Boat and Sold
  9. Fun-to-Rentalism
  10. Paddle Springs Outfitters
  11. Minnie Miss Outfitters
  12. Go with the Float
  13. Where the Mississippi Floats
  14. Buoy Meets Miss (or Buoy Meets Babe)
  15. Babe’s Buoy
  16. Swing and a Miss Outfitters
  17. Go with the Flow
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01/19/16

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

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