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05/20/13

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

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05/19/13

Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.

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05/18/13

Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.

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05/17/13

The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.

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05/16/13

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

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05/15/13

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

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05/14/13

Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.

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05/13/13

What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.

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05/12/13

For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.

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05/11/13

In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.

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