Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him "It's not a tuber!"

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Gourmet burgers joints are popping up all over, thanks to the rise of the Hambourgeois.

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Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.

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Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Slavery is owner us.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

In pagan times, the sacrifice of unwed maidens was a grim die-virgin.

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After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.

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Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?

Because she wanted to sing an area.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)