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Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.
| Topic: animals, wolves | COMMENT »
I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.
| Topic: flaws, philosopher kings, philosophy | COMMENT »
Gardeners use touch-green technology.
| Topic: gardening, tech | COMMENT »
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
| Topic: communism, cycling, politics, sports | COMMENT »
The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
| Topic: groceries, shopping, spam, supermarkets, tech | COMMENT »
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
| Topic: bill cosby, comedy, God | COMMENT »
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
| Topic: cooking, food, soup | COMMENT »
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
| Topic: anatomy, canoeing, childbirth, water sports | COMMENT »
When she saw Ned Stark’s bastard breaking the first rule of outdoor urination, Ygritte complained in French, “You know nothing, jaune snow.” #GoT
| Topic: #got, game of thrones, ygritte | COMMENT »
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
| Topic: canada, drugs, rob ford, toronto | 1 COMMENT »
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