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Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.
| Topic: nannies | COMMENT »
Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
| Topic: phablets, phones, phonies, tech | COMMENT »
Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
| Topic: cowardice, cows | COMMENT »
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
| Topic: ethiopia, haile selassie, puns about puns | COMMENT »
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
| Topic: anatomy, fred astaire, injuries, poo jokes | COMMENT »
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
| Topic: existence, philosophy, physics, quantum physics, random | COMMENT »
What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
| Topic: food, gardens, lettuce, prayer, rabbits | COMMENT »
People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.
| Topic: anatomy, assets, buttocks | COMMENT »
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
| Topic: business, finance, stock market, warren buffett | COMMENT »
The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.
| Topic: accountants, random, taxes | COMMENT »
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