Evidence has been found of Jughead's hat, Pop Tate's Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley's glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists

Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.

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You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!

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I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.

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Now that I’m a hotshot celebrity pastry chef, I drive a Studebaker

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I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.

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Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.

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Late night phone calls were a part of my up ringing.

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Centuries ago, the Swiss clockmaking guild persecuted anyone who stepped out of line; many members were accused of watchcraft.

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How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.

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How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.

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