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07/30/14

Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.

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07/29/14

I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.

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07/28/14

Gardeners use touch-green technology.

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07/27/14

Tricycle riders dabble in communism.

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07/26/14

The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.

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07/25/14

God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.

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07/24/14

When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

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07/23/14

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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07/22/14

When she saw Ned Stark’s bastard breaking the first rule of outdoor urination, Ygritte complained in French, “You know nothing, jaune snow.” #GoT

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07/21/14

Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?

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