Positive change can be vary good.

Positive change can be vary good.

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I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”

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Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.

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Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!

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When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.

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Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.

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If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?

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What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”

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My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.

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