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Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
| Topic: authors, business, literature, tech, tesla, the future, thomas hardy, uber | COMMENT »
I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.
| Topic: finland, smell | COMMENT »
The Central American economy … What Mexico?
| Topic: mexico | COMMENT »
I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
| Topic: business, watches | COMMENT »
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
| Topic: canada, castro, communism, cuba, in the news, justin trudeau, politics, world leaders | COMMENT »
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
| Topic: credit, credit cards, philosophy, skepticism, visa | COMMENT »
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
| Topic: paleontology, politics, sarah palin | COMMENT »
They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
| Topic: CERN, physics, science | COMMENT »
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
| Topic: anatomy, kim jung un, North Korea, sex changes, world leaders | COMMENT »
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
| Topic: booze, drinks, grapes, terrorism, vineyards, war on terror, wine | COMMENT »
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