The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.
My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.
My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.