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04/25/14

Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.

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04/24/14

Tie-win Lannister never loses.

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04/23/14

The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.

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04/22/14

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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04/21/14

Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.

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04/20/14

Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.

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04/19/14

Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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04/18/14

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.

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04/17/14

My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.

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04/16/14

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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