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To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
| Topic: cheese, dating, microwaves | COMMENT »
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
| Topic: bodily functions, drugs, pee | COMMENT »
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
| Topic: minotaur, the little people | COMMENT »
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
| Topic: body image, fat jokes, food | COMMENT »
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
| Topic: death, euthanasia, india, sheep | COMMENT »
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
| Topic: astrology, beer, booze, occupations | COMMENT »
Tony Danza’s blood type: O A
| Topic: blood, tony danza | COMMENT »
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
| Topic: anatomy, dictators, food, potatoes | COMMENT »
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
| Topic: mars, nasa, science, space | COMMENT »
A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
| Topic: frodo, Lord of the Rings, lotr, theft | COMMENT »
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