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09/03/14

If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.

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09/02/14

Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.

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09/01/14

Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.

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08/31/14

Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.

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08/30/14

Don’t weight – be an astronaut.

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08/29/14

Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?

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08/28/14

Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.

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08/27/14

I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.

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08/26/14

Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.

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08/25/14

I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.

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