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If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.
| Topic: danger, loan sharks, sharks, swimming | COMMENT »
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
| Topic: europe, france, history, huguenots, religion | COMMENT »
Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.
| Topic: cleaning, furniture, products | COMMENT »
Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
| Topic: circus, entertainment, jobs, occupations | COMMENT »
Don’t weight – be an astronaut.
| Topic: astronauts, gravity, occupations, outer space | COMMENT »
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
| Topic: business, education, occupations, stock market | COMMENT »
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
| Topic: animals, cows, dogs | COMMENT »
I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
| Topic: animals, apologies, gorillas, monkeys, primates | COMMENT »
Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.
| Topic: abraham lincoln, american history, gettysburg address, us presidents, USA | COMMENT »
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
| Topic: animals, bears, cows, genetic experiments | COMMENT »
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