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02/28/15

Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.

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02/27/15

Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.

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02/26/15

Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.

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02/25/15

I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’

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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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02/23/15

How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.

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02/22/15

Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.

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02/21/15

Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.

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02/20/15

Japanese goldfish act so koi.

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02/19/15

A failing bordello is a whore no plenty.

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