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03/27/15

Cannibal jokes are face eatious.

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03/26/15

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

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03/25/15

What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.

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03/24/15

Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.

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03/23/15

In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.

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03/21/15

Importers should be jailed! They are traders to our country.

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03/20/15

What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.

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03/19/15

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

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03/18/15

I complain a lot about wineries.

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03/11/15

What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.

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