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I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.
| Topic: antiques, italy, romance, rome | COMMENT »
I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
| Topic: adoption, children, kids | COMMENT »
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
| Topic: accidents, crime, death, lumberjacks, sodomy | COMMENT »
I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
| Topic: anatomy, nose, random, smells | COMMENT »
Dear Pun Gents,
The husband and I are doing the Avon 3 day breast cancer walk and want a fun team name involving wine. Thanks in advance! ~DeAnna, Sugar Land
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
| Topic: charity event, team name | COMMENT »
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
| Topic: poo jokes, smartphone, tech | COMMENT »
Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
| Topic: authors, business, literature, tech, tesla, the future, thomas hardy, uber | COMMENT »
I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.
| Topic: finland, smell | COMMENT »
The Central American economy … What Mexico?
| Topic: mexico | COMMENT »
I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
| Topic: business, watches | COMMENT »
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