Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
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Loading... (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading... (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
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