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05/25/15

I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.

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05/24/15

I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

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05/23/15

A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

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05/22/15

Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.

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05/21/15

When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.

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05/20/15

I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.

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05/19/15

At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.

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05/18/15

I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.

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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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05/16/15

Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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