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07/02/09

How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.

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07/01/09

A key chapter in the history of sodomy is the fierce colonial invasions. Also notable is the collapse of the fissuries.

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06/30/09

Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?

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06/29/09

Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!

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06/28/09

Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.

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06/27/09

People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.

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06/26/09

Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.

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06/25/09

If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!

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06/24/09

Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.

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06/23/09

Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!

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06/22/09

Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.

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06/21/09

Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.

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06/20/09

The toreador must do all he can to defeat his nemesis. It’s his cat-a-gore-a-bull imperative.

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06/19/09

The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”

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06/18/09

Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.

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06/17/09

Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”

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06/16/09

NED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?
ED: What? That’s ridiculous!
NED: Really.
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!

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06/15/09

People who don’t trim their hedges also don’t trim their flowers. They’re so lack a daisy cull.

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06/14/09

Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.

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06/13/09

The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.

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06/12/09

What vegetable makes birds fart?

A sparrow gas.

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06/11/09

Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?

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06/10/09

Why do men love fast cars? Because they have so much Testarossarone.

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06/09/09

In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caugh drinking Sinfandel.

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06/08/09

The inventor of horse cologne just got venture capital funds to help develop his neigh scent technology.

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06/07/09

Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”

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06/06/09

In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.

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06/05/09

There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.

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06/04/09

When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.

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06/03/09

Don’t overburden a midget. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.

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