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If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
| Topic: abraham lincoln, bodily functions, random | COMMENT »
Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
| Topic: accidents, anatomy, biology | COMMENT »
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
| Topic: business, poo jokes, sewage | COMMENT »
A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.
| Topic: occupations, tires | COMMENT »
Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
| Topic: anatomy, boredom, testicles | COMMENT »
Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
| Topic: implosion, sunscreen, the little people | COMMENT »
Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.
| Topic: Aung San Suu Kyi, burma, myanmar, sushi, travel | COMMENT »
I have the Who’s The Boss theme on my mobile: I gotta ringtone my celly.
| Topic: 1980s, 80s television, phones, tech, tony danza, tony miceli, who's the boss | COMMENT »
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
| Topic: barf, bodily functions, figures of speech, vomit | COMMENT »
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
| Topic: kids, lego, toys | COMMENT »
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