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Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.
| Topic: clones, cloning, families, puns about puns | COMMENT »
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
| Topic: alcoholism, booze, drinking, drunkenness, lottery | COMMENT »
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
| Topic: comas, drugs, punctuation, random | COMMENT »
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
| Topic: bullying, fat jokes, government, legal system, tech, the internet | COMMENT »
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
| Topic: ethnic groups, geography, newfie jokes, newfoundland, puns about puns | COMMENT »
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
| Topic: celebrities, clue, crime, games, murder, reese witherspoon | COMMENT »
There is nothing but hypocritical and sanctimonious talk, typically of a moral, religious, or political nature, under a mere cant I list economy.
| Topic: cant, economics, mercantilism | COMMENT »
Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
| Topic: canada, economics, prostitutes | COMMENT »
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
| Topic: airlines, airplanes, flying, france, gaul, travel, valentine's day | COMMENT »
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
| Topic: anise, food, licorice, random, snacks | COMMENT »
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