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The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
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Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
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Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
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Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
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Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
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Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
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Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
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If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
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I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
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