If you don't win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.

If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I stuck my head in a printing press, because I wanted to learned about type faces.

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So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Citizens have the inalienable right to smoke, according to the Constitution. It’s enshrined in the Billow Rights.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)