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07/23/14

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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07/22/14

When she saw Ned Stark’s bastard breaking the first rule of outdoor urination, Ygritte complained in French, “You know nothing, jaune snow.” #GoT

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07/21/14

Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?

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07/20/14

If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.

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07/19/14

Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.

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07/18/14

What is the Cry-Tyrion for an emotional scene by Peter Dinklage? #GOT

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07/17/14

How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?

A: “Try, sir, a top?”

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07/16/14

The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.

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07/15/14

Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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07/14/14

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

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