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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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06/25/17

Anyone who can’t make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.

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06/24/17

Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.

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06/23/17

If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.

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06/22/17

I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.

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06/21/17

Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.

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06/20/17

Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.

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06/19/17

Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.

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06/16/17

When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.

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06/15/17

There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?

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06/14/17

Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.

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