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12/19/14

The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.

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12/18/14

What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

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12/17/14

When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.

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12/16/14

I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.

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12/15/14

PUN ON DEMAND: RETAILIATOR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting up an online reselling business and would like a catchy/smart name for it. I would like it to be a pun or play on words if possible. I like names that are formed by putting two words together, like Facebook. Thanks! ~Philip, Buford, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Re:Sale
  2. Smooth Sales
  3. SaleE-Inc [Salient?]
  4. Eddie Vender [Eddie Vedder]
  5. Retailiator
  6. ChainSale
  7. StuffDiving
  8. InStockExchange
  9. SaleMail [snail mail]
  10. SalePutty [silly putty]
  11. HipShop [Hip Hop]
  12. ShipShop
  13. WicketPedia
  14. GoodBuyGuys
  15. BuyGeorge
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12/15/14

Don’t ask me about bridges! It’s like the spannish inquisition.

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12/14/14
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
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12/13/14

Xenophobic vampires are foreign neck haters.

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12/12/14

Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.

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12/11/14

Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.

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