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Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.
| Topic: celebrities, cosmetic surgery, jersey shore, the situation | COMMENT »
Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.
| Topic: buildings, poo jokes, sewage | COMMENT »
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
| Topic: anatomy, puns about puns | COMMENT »
If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.
| Topic: magic | COMMENT »
| Topic: accidents, death, eggs, fairy tales, humpty dumpty | COMMENT »
A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.
| Topic: breakfast, eggs | COMMENT »
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
| Topic: cooking, eggs, existentialism, philosophy | COMMENT »
What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.
| Topic: comics, sex change, transgendered, x-men | COMMENT »
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
| Topic: hygiene, tanning, the workplace | COMMENT »
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.
| Topic: brexit, elections, eu, european union, politics, united kingdom, voting | COMMENT »
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