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11/22/14

If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

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11/21/14

The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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11/20/14

In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.

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11/19/14

I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.

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11/18/14

I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.

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11/17/14

PUN ON DEMAND: BE CHIC INSTINCT
Dear Pun Gents, I’m designing a line of fashion clothing, jewelry, and home decor with a Boho type look–similar to a company called www.naturallife.com. Another company name is www.lifeisgood.com. I need a catchy name that is ‘positive’ and not too specific, like the names above. Possible words: life, live, happy, be, chic, true, (not boho chic – too common) ~Jane, Parker, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Be Live Me
  2. Tina True Na [Tina Turner?]
  3. Be Chic Instinct [Basic Instinct]
  4. Lift Life
  5. Boho Be Home
  6. True Me On
  7. True Be Do Be
  8. Yes Dressed
  9. Chic Ya Boho
  10. Hot Boho D [hot body]
  11. Happy Boho D [happy bday]
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11/17/14

Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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11/16/14

Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.

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11/15/14

There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.

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11/14/14

That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.

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