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12/09/16

I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.

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12/08/16

I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.

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12/07/16

The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.

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12/06/16

I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.

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12/05/16

PUN ON DEMAND: GIMME ONE RIESLING

Dear Pun Gents,
The husband and I are doing the Avon 3 day breast cancer walk and want a fun team name involving wine. Thanks in advance! ~DeAnna, Sugar Land

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Karaoke Cabernet [Karaoke Cab]
  2. Red, White, and Blew Over the Limit
  3. Gimme One Riesling
  4. We Need a Napa
  5. Sommelier Later [Smell You Later]
  6. Grape Achievers
  7. Full Bodied Winos
  8. Rosée Parks
  9. In Vino Victory
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12/05/16

You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.

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12/04/16

Thomas Hardy was  a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.

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12/02/16

I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.

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12/01/16

The Central American economy … What Mexico?

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11/30/16

I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.

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