McDonald's has recently put <strong>blowfish</strong> on the menu, aka the <strong>Fellate-O-Fish</strong>.

McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.

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After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.

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Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.

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NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!

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In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?

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Obama is President, that’s his POTUS operandi.

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Which celeb has furry hands? Prints Harry.

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I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”

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Scientology on Demand: aka Dianetflix. It’s a streaming of consciousness.

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