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I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.
| Topic: Adele, music, philadelphia, random | COMMENT »
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
| Topic: astronomy, constellations, sirius | COMMENT »
A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
| Topic: anatomy, boxing, punching, violence | COMMENT »
Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
| Topic: death, executions, guillotine | COMMENT »
When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.
| Topic: fear, federal express, mail | COMMENT »
I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
| Topic: cannibalism, neighbours | COMMENT »
At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
| Topic: clocks, random, time | COMMENT »
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
| Topic: Japan, paparazzi | COMMENT »
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
| Topic: banks, birds, chickens, eggs, sayings | COMMENT »
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
| Topic: bacon, big bang theory, cosmology, food, God, pigs, random, science | COMMENT »
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