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09/20/14

Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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09/19/14

There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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09/18/14

Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.

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09/17/14

Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.

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09/16/14

Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.

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09/15/14

Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

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09/11/14

Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.

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09/08/14

People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition aka asspigmatism.

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09/07/14

By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.

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09/06/14

When I fast I just hunger down and do it.

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