Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.

Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.

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Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Anyone who licks an envelope is into mail bondage.

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They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.

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For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.

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My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)