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Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.
| Topic: dating, gynocologists | COMMENT »
Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.
| Topic: coins, hobbies, numismatics, random | COMMENT »
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
| Topic: appliances, marriage | COMMENT »
When our friend was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
| Topic: accidents, random | COMMENT »
A government that despises the people is democritic.
| Topic: democracy, politics | COMMENT »
I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
| Topic: aliens, martians, military, smells | COMMENT »
As a graphic designer on social media, I’m eager to share my GIFs with the world.
| Topic: gifs, graphic design, social media, tech | COMMENT »
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.
| Topic: crime, fashion, handbags, theft, thieves | COMMENT »
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
| Topic: animals, birds, geese, luck | 1 COMMENT »
I gave up honey, if you can bee leave it.
| Topic: bees, honey | COMMENT »
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