NED: Some people are 'turned on' by the strangest things. ED: Really, how's that? NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel <strong>in the mooed</strong>.

NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.

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I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.

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Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.

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Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?

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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!

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Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.

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Openly gay boxers are always out and a bout.

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The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.

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Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.

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Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

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