The mime who broke his silence was punished with maxi mum jailtime.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...It was the 1970s when humans became sideburnetic organisms.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
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