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08/01/15

Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.

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07/31/15

The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.

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07/30/15

A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.

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07/29/15

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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07/28/15

Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.

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07/27/15

When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.

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07/26/15

Taking public transit is a good way to get late.

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07/25/15

Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.

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07/24/15

The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.

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07/23/15

If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.

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