Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
This must be a joke: the Canadian dollar is at parody.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.

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