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Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
| Topic: halloween, holidays | COMMENT »
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
| Topic: animals, pigs, porcupines, wolves | COMMENT »
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
| Topic: bacon, diet, food, health, pigs | COMMENT »
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
| Topic: anatomy, music | COMMENT »
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
| Topic: animals, bestiality, celebrities, elvis, music | COMMENT »
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
| Topic: bible, commandments, pink floyd, roger daltrey | 2 COMMENTS »
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
| Topic: ethnic groups, france, geography, jamaica, languages | COMMENT »
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
| Topic: condiments, food, mayonnaise, sandwiches, singing | COMMENT »
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
| Topic: begging, business, money, panhandlers | COMMENT »
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
| Topic: bilbo, Lord of the Rings, lotr, sauron | COMMENT »
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