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07/23/17

These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.

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07/22/17

In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll┬ábe declared a post ate.

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07/21/17

Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.

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07/20/17

Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.

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07/19/17

Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.

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07/18/17

What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”

 

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07/17/17

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.

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07/16/17

What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?

Coos.

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07/15/17

If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.

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07/14/17

If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.

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