I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which fashion label is really big in Israel?
Juicy Couture.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do photographers enjoy each other’s company?
Yes, there is a lot of cameraderie.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was on YouTube trying to download ‘Fat Elvis’ videos but it takes up too much band width.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
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