The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.