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If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
| Topic: ethnic groups, france, geography, jamaica, languages | COMMENT »
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
| Topic: condiments, food, mayonnaise, sandwiches, singing | COMMENT »
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
| Topic: begging, business, money, panhandlers | COMMENT »
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
| Topic: bilbo, Lord of the Rings, lotr, sauron | COMMENT »
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
| Topic: crime, dildos, sex, sex toys, theft | COMMENT »
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
| Topic: clothes, fashion, pirates, sleepwear | COMMENT »
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
| Topic: diseases, ebola, in the news, relationships | COMMENT »
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
| Topic: anatomy, kleptomania, theft | COMMENT »
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
| Topic: celebrities, fashion, tailors, taylor swift | COMMENT »
Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.
| Topic: food, italian food, italy, restaurants | COMMENT »
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