I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.

I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.

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You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.

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I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

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If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.

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Renewable energy is a fuel hardy endeavor.

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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.

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Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?

John Wilts Booth.

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Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.

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