The mime who broke his silence was punished with maxi mum jailtime.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
It was the 1970s when humans became sideburnetic organisms.
NED: Do you blog?
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.