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04/19/14

Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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04/18/14

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.

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04/17/14

My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.

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04/16/14

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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04/15/14

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

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04/14/14

If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.

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04/13/14

Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.

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04/11/14

It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face?  Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.

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04/10/14

Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.

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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

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