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How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
| Topic: celebrities, donald trump, easter, holidays, in the news, politicians, politics, us politics, USA | COMMENT »
Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
| Topic: airbnb, danger, hotels, small towns, tech, tourism | COMMENT »
Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
| Topic: random, texas, walking | COMMENT »
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
| Topic: americans, divorce, donald trump, marriage, us politicis | COMMENT »
Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.
| Topic: clones, cloning, families, puns about puns | COMMENT »
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
| Topic: alcoholism, booze, drinking, drunkenness, lottery | COMMENT »
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
| Topic: comas, drugs, punctuation, random | COMMENT »
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
| Topic: bullying, fat jokes, government, legal system, tech, the internet | COMMENT »
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
| Topic: ethnic groups, geography, newfie jokes, newfoundland, puns about puns | COMMENT »
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
| Topic: celebrities, clue, crime, games, murder, reese witherspoon | COMMENT »
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