The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Breaking (Wind) News!
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.