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01/19/17

The warehouse smelled like an olfactory.

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01/18/17

Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.

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01/17/17

Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.

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01/16/17

When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

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01/15/17

I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

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01/14/17

Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

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01/13/17

How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.

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01/12/17

I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.

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01/11/17

PUN ON DEMAND: THE BICLOPS

Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

  1. United Kinkdom
  2. The Biclops
  3. The Cycle Ops
  4. One Thousand Miles Per Horror
  5. Distance Relatives
  6. Distant Relations
  7. The British Rural Family
  8. The Calf Lick Church
  9. Quad Erat Demonstrandum
  10. Derring Doofuses
  11. The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
  12. Men Tall Health
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01/11/17

I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.

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