Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.
Which appliances attract graffiti?
The hardest working torturers take advantage of frequent flayer points.
Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
Frittata: food for a ‘bare breasts’ advocate.
I never gain weight in winter. Because I wear coat regularly.
I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.
Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?