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Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
| Topic: insomnia, medicine | COMMENT »
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
| Topic: boats, moods, ocean, sea, ships | COMMENT »
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
| Topic: beethoven, bodily functions, fart, farts, music | COMMENT »
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
| Topic: gardening, horticulture, seeds | COMMENT »
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
| Topic: coffee, drinking, insomnia, ivf, pregnancy | COMMENT »
How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.
| Topic: diamonds, karate | COMMENT »
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
| Topic: anatomy, booze, freaks, hunchbacks | COMMENT »
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
| Topic: hygiene, mafia, the mob, tony soprano | COMMENT »
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
| Topic: fish, goldfish, Japan, pets | COMMENT »
A failing bordello is a whore no plenty.
| Topic: prostitutes and pornography, random | COMMENT »
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