I always find certain Japanese speaker systems need to be screwed into the wall. So does that mean I’m guilty of reinforcing stereo types?
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ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Copulate.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
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