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Pun Gents :: Original* Puns
For all Puns of the Day, see Pun Archive. *Except where indicated, all jokes on this site were written by The Gents
05/25/13
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Some noises just happen onomatically.
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The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
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In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
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By definition, miming is not aloud.
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Childbirth is a broodal experience.
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Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
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Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.
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The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
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