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The most racist kind of poetry is probably spoke N-word.
| Topic: poetry, racism, taboos | COMMENT »
The Israeli PM likes to surf the Net and Yahoo.
| Topic: israel, netanyahu, tech | COMMENT »
Carsickness drives me queasy.
| Topic: cars, nausea | COMMENT »
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are just empty splatted dudes.
| Topic: accidents, death | COMMENT »
If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
| Topic: clothes, random | COMMENT »
Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.
| Topic: occupations, transportation, trucks | COMMENT »
Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.
| Topic: buddhism, religion | COMMENT »
Anyone going through airport security has a motional bag gauge.
| Topic: airports, security | COMMENT »
Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
| Topic: homophobia, puns about puns, social justice | COMMENT »
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
| Topic: accidents, anatomy, landmines, violence, war | COMMENT »
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