Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
What’s a vegetarian’s favourite place to dine?
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.