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Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
| Topic: animals, endangered species, monsters, werewolves | COMMENT »
When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
| Topic: food, rituals, weddings | COMMENT »
I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
| Topic: appliances, color blindness, medical conditions, random | COMMENT »
Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
| Topic: billy idol, mony mony, music | COMMENT »
Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.
| Topic: doctors, gynecology | COMMENT »
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
| Topic: halloween, puns about puns, random | COMMENT »
Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
| Topic: baking, border security, donuts, pastries, smuggling | COMMENT »
If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
| Topic: animals, hunting, seals, the arctic | COMMENT »
To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.
| Topic: hair, words | COMMENT »
Florists work for peonies.
| Topic: business, flowers, occupations | COMMENT »
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