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07/02/15

It doesn’t add up, but summer is already here.

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07/01/15

Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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06/30/15

When things get too¬†Greece-y, I say “E-U.”

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06/18/15

The Boreal is a forest to be reckoned with.

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06/17/15

They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.

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06/16/15

I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?

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06/15/15

The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.

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06/14/15

If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.

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06/13/15

Iceland’s government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.

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06/12/15

When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.

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