Lufthansa: the German company for people who ask questions in public.
Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.
Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
NED: Someone stole rosemary from my garden!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes – I feel quite dissed herbed!
Any plot to assassinate the president is die-Obama-cal.
Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?