Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
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Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
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Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
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I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
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Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
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How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.
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Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
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Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
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A failing bordello is a whore no plenty.
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