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The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
| Topic: anatomy, ancient greece, greece, philosophy, shaving | COMMENT »
What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
| Topic: archers, dating, flowers, roses, valentine's day | 1 COMMENT »
In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
| Topic: marriage, russia, tech, ukraine, wifi | COMMENT »
If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.
| Topic: clocks, cuckoo clocks, laughter | COMMENT »
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
| Topic: bears, dating | COMMENT »
Where are the worst hotels? A: Texas, the lone star state.
| Topic: hotels, texas, vacations | COMMENT »
Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.
| Topic: call of duty, janitor, occupations, video games | COMMENT »
How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
| Topic: flowers, random | COMMENT »
How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ’I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’
| Topic: basher al assad, syria, war | 1 COMMENT »
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
| Topic: banking, bees, business, insects | COMMENT »
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