When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.
Playing the Giants of the World Cup? Better hope they make a mistake, aka a FIFA Foe Fumble
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.