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08/23/17

Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.

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08/22/17

The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.

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08/22/17

Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.

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08/21/17

Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.

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08/20/17

Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.

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08/19/17

Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.

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08/18/17

Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.

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08/17/17

Militarization. Now that’s all arming.

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08/16/17

If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.

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08/15/17

I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.

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