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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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09/24/17

NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.

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09/23/17

Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?

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09/22/17

The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ‘emeral.

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09/21/17

Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.

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09/20/17

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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09/19/17

Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.

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09/18/17

1970s partygoers enjoyed a high Quaalude of life.

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09/17/17

My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.

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09/15/17

Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.

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09/14/17

World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.

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