What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers.
Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.
Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.
I don’t understand the Financial meltdown of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.
What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.