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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
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12/15/17

It’s easy to libel an Icelander.

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12/14/17

The future of farming? Pig Data.

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12/13/17

Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.

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12/12/17

Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.

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12/11/17

In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.

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12/10/17

Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.

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12/09/17

Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!

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12/08/17

Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.

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12/07/17

There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.

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12/06/17

How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!

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