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01/29/15

Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.

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01/28/15

When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.

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01/27/15

I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.

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01/26/15

Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.

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01/25/15

Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.

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01/24/15

I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.

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01/23/15

Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.

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01/22/15

If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.

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01/21/15

To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.

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01/20/15

Florists work for peonies.

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