Imams don't like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued <strong>fatwas</strong>.

Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.

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Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.

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I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.

(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)