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Pun Gents :: Original* Puns
For all Puns of the Day, see Pun Archive. *Except where indicated, all jokes on this site were written by The Gents
05/20/13
Childbirth is a broodal experience.
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| Topic: childbirth, kids, pregnancy | COMMENT »
05/19/13
Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
    (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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| Topic: elevators, random | COMMENT »
05/18/13
Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.
    (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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| Topic: condos, housing, real estate | COMMENT »
05/17/13
The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
    (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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| Topic: beds, crime, random, theft | COMMENT »
05/16/13
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
    (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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| Topic: anatomy, cows, food and drink, gentrification, restaurants, testicles | COMMENT »
05/15/13
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
    (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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| Topic: ancient rome, carthage, history, military, punic wars, puns about puns, war | COMMENT »
05/14/13
Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
    (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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| Topic: fables, king arthur, knights of the round table, literature, myths and legends | COMMENT »
05/13/13
What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.
    (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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| Topic: reddit, social media, tech, the internet | COMMENT »
05/12/13
For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
    (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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| Topic: social justice, sociology, tech, the internet | COMMENT »
05/11/13
In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
    (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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| Topic: business, cobras, death, marketing, poison, reptiles, snakes | COMMENT »
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