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09/23/16

How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.

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09/22/16

Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.

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09/20/16

Phoenix is so dry because it’s in an arid zone-a.

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09/19/16

Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.

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09/18/16

Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.

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09/17/16

Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.

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09/16/16

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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09/15/16

I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.

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09/14/16

You’re doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain’t brogue don’t fix it.

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09/13/16

Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.

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