The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
Positive change can be vary good.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
Vegans have been in the spotlight with the rise of the #MeatEwww movement.
What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”