If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.

Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.

Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.

A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.

Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.

Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.

Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.

I have the Who’s The Boss theme on my mobile: I gotta ringtone my celly.

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.