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03/27/17

Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.

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03/26/17

Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.

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03/25/17

Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.

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03/24/17

Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.

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03/23/17

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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03/22/17

I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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03/21/17

What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden?  “Lettuce prey.”

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03/20/17

People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.

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03/19/17

Warren Buffett has stocking feat.

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03/18/17

The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.

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