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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
| Topic: islam, music, religion, ritchie valens, terrorism, violence | COMMENT »
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
| Topic: fish, fish and chips, food, insurance, random | COMMENT »
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
| Topic: christmas, fat jokes, santa | COMMENT »
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
| Topic: ice cream, random | COMMENT »
Hell is soular powered.
| Topic: energy, hell, solar power | COMMENT »
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
| Topic: clothes, dress, mascots, michelin man, tires | COMMENT »
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
| Topic: chickens, insults, magicians | COMMENT »
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
| Topic: anatomy, butt-kissing, random, sucking up | COMMENT »
While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
| Topic: accordions, italians, music, random, restaurants | COMMENT »
My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
| Topic: children, infants, kids | COMMENT »
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