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08/31/15

I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.

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08/30/15

Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

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08/29/15

Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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08/28/15

Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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08/27/15

The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

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08/26/15

My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

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08/25/15

Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.

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08/24/15

I’d toot my own horn about how good I am at euchre, but you’d trump it.

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08/23/15

My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.

I refused, but he was in cyst ant.

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08/22/15

Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW

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