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Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
| Topic: black friday, death, shopping, walmart | COMMENT »
The Brita-ish love filtered water.
| Topic: britain, water | COMMENT »
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
| Topic: accidents, breakfast, choking, eggs, food | COMMENT »
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
| Topic: africa, al jazeera, journalism, television | COMMENT »
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
| Topic: breakfast, eggs, obstetricians, occupations | COMMENT »
Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.
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Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.
| Topic: baldness, trees | COMMENT »
Urinal lot cleaning toilets.
| Topic: occupations, pee jokes, toilets | COMMENT »
When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.
| Topic: cheating, exams, random | COMMENT »
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
| Topic: animals, butcher, hunting, meat, moose | COMMENT »
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