Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.
What’s the international language of single people?
Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
That latest online fad – Twither did it go?
The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.