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Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
| Topic: luck, psychology, the little people | COMMENT »
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
| Topic: bodily functions, farts, literature, shakespeare | 1 COMMENT »
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
| Topic: academia, ancient rome, animals, cows, history, pompeii | COMMENT »
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
| Topic: anatomy, crime, random | COMMENT »
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
| Topic: boots, clothing, fashion, lead, metals | COMMENT »
If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.
| Topic: finland, geography, scandinavia, vacations | COMMENT »
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
| Topic: gymnastics, puns about puns, sports | COMMENT »
It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.
| Topic: anger, big ben, clocks, famous monuments | COMMENT »
Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
| Topic: baldness, harrison ford, hygiene | COMMENT »
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
| Topic: broccoli, crime, food and drink, gangs, vegetables | COMMENT »
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