Before I die I want to grow flowers. It's on my bouquet list.

Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.

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If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.

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What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners

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If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.

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Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.

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I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!

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Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.

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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.

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At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.

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I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.

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