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10/25/14

If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.

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10/24/14

Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’

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10/23/14

Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.

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10/22/14

Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”

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10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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10/20/14

Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.

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10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

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10/18/14

People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.

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10/17/14

Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.

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10/16/14

Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.

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