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05/15/16

PUN ON DEMAND: MICHELLE ON WHEELS

Dear Pun Gents,
I am new to roller derby, and 46 years old. Need a badass derby name. I love the gym (weight train), medieval dragons and fairies. I love Marvel and DC comics (Harley Quinn being a favorite villainess). I also ride a Harley of my own. ~Michelle, Casa Grande

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Michelle on Wheels
  2. Michelle Razor (hell raiser )
  3. Michelle O Bomba
  4. Dawn Genie and Dragons
  5. Play Fairie
  6. Aunt Gymima
  7. AC DC Comics
  8. Lois Villain (Lois Lane)
  9. Bruce Payne (Bruce Wayne)
  10. Harley Riser
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04/22/16

PUN ON DEMAND: YOU COMPETE ME

Dear Pun Gents, We need a name for our joint bachelor & bachelorette party. it will be a field day with bride and groom teams competing in various games. Teams are co-ed and not guys vs girls. ~Tania

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wedding, Steady, Go!
  2. Game, Set & Batchelor
  3. Wedding Bell Lap
  4. Game Marriage
  5. You Compete Me
  6. Victory’s Secret
  7. Say Yes to the Stress
  8. Vows of Revenge
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04/21/16

Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.

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04/20/16

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

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04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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04/14/16

Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.

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04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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04/12/16

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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04/11/16

Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.

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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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