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I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
| Topic: anatomy, canoeing, childbirth, water sports | COMMENT »
When she saw Ned Stark’s bastard breaking the first rule of outdoor urination, Ygritte complained in French, “You know nothing, jaune snow.” #GoT
| Topic: #got, game of thrones, ygritte | COMMENT »
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
| Topic: canada, drugs, rob ford, toronto | 1 COMMENT »
If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.
| Topic: bags, religion, sacrilege | 1 COMMENT »
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
| Topic: death, infanticide, mothers, murder | COMMENT »
What is the Cry-Tyrion for an emotional scene by Peter Dinklage? #GOT
| Topic: game of thrones, peter dinklage, tyrion lannister | 1 COMMENT »
How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
| Topic: dinosaurs, fashion, h&m, triceratops | COMMENT »
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
| Topic: fish, occupy wall street, octopus, social justice | COMMENT »
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
| Topic: bodily functions, breathing, octogenarians, old people | COMMENT »
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
| Topic: bastille day, fish, france, holidays, random | 1 COMMENT »
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