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Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
| Topic: music, occupations, opera, singing, sopranos | 1 COMMENT »
Some noises just happen onomatically.
| Topic: onomatopoeia, random | COMMENT »
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
| Topic: homelessness, lawyers | COMMENT »
In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
| Topic: accents, babysitting, bodily functions, kids, portapotties, sean connery | COMMENT »
By definition, miming is not aloud.
| Topic: mimes, random | COMMENT »
Childbirth is a broodal experience.
| Topic: childbirth, kids, pregnancy | COMMENT »
Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
| Topic: elevators, random | COMMENT »
Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.
| Topic: condos, housing, real estate | COMMENT »
The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
| Topic: beds, crime, random, theft | COMMENT »
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
| Topic: anatomy, cows, food and drink, gentrification, restaurants, testicles | COMMENT »
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