Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don't smell yourself shart.

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.

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In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.

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I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

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If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.

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Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?

Yo’ Semite!

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Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?

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I complain a lot about wineries.

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Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.

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