Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?
They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.
Anyone who licks an envelope is into mail bondage.
They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”