Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!