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04/24/17

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

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04/23/17

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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04/22/17

How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

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04/21/17

How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

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04/20/17

Hell is soular powered.

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04/19/17

Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?

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04/18/17

How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.

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04/17/17

Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.

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04/16/17

While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

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04/15/17

My son loves his bottle. The big glug.

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