McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.
NED: I have a foot fetish!
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
Obama is President, that’s his POTUS operandi.
Which celeb has furry hands? Prints Harry.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
Scientology on Demand: aka Dianetflix. It’s a streaming of consciousness.