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10/15/14

If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.

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10/03/14

We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.

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10/02/14

Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.

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10/01/14

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

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09/30/14

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

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09/29/14

I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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09/28/14

Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.

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09/27/14

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

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09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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09/25/14

New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.

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