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Linux users are like lepers: they all have open source. And strange CPUs tools.
| Topic: computers, lepers, leprosy, linux, open source, tech | COMMENT »
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
| Topic: body image, random, weight, women | 1 COMMENT »
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
| Topic: fantasy, football, game of thrones, george rr martin, hbo, literature, soccer, television | COMMENT »
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat midgets? A: Tri low bites.
| Topic: fossils, paleontology, the little people, trilobites | COMMENT »
I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
| Topic: business, halal, parties, religion | COMMENT »
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
| Topic: agriculture, bros before hos, catchphrases, farming | COMMENT »
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
| Topic: census, insects | COMMENT »
I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.
| Topic: bratislava, kids, parenting, slovakia, volcanos | COMMENT »
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.
| Topic: puns about puns, rastafarians | COMMENT »
Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.
| Topic: anatomy, diseases, lgbtq, menigitis, sex changes | COMMENT »
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