I always find certain Japanese speaker systems need to be screwed into the wall. So does that mean I’m guilty of reinforcing stereo types?
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.