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08/22/14

The most racist kind of poetry is probably spoke N-word.

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08/21/14

The Israeli PM likes to surf the Net and Yahoo.

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08/20/14

Carsickness drives me queasy.

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08/19/14

You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are just empty splatted dudes.

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08/18/14

If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.

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08/17/14

Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.

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08/16/14

Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.

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08/15/14

Anyone going through airport security has a motional bag gauge.

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08/14/14

Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!

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08/13/14

When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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