The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.

The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.

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The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)