I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.

I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.

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Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.

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It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.

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I invest heavily in gender dysphoria products. Just following the trans.

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In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.

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After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.

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Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.

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In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.

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In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

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In today’s totalitarian society, dirty people are guilty of thought grime.

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