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Pun Gents :: Original* Puns
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06/25/17
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Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
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If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
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I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
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Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.
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Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
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Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
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When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
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There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
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Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
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