Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.
You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.
Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.