Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
“Do you feel sorry for me?” That’s a high pathetical question.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.