Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.