The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.

(7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5)

There are many cry teary-a for what makes me emotional.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.

(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!

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When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

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The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.

(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)

I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)