I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
Renewable energy is a fuel hardy endeavor.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.