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10/31/14

Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.

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10/30/14

I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.

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10/29/14

Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.

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10/28/14

Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?

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10/27/14

During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’

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10/26/14

You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.

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10/25/14

If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.

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10/24/14

Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’

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10/23/14

Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.

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10/22/14

Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”

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