Linux users are like lepers: they all have open source. And strange CPUs tools.

If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.

George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.

Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat midgets? A: Tri low bites.

I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.

Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.

I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.

Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.

Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.