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12/04/16

Thomas Hardy was  a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.

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12/02/16

I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.

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12/01/16

The Central American economy … What Mexico?

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11/30/16

I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.

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11/29/16

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

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11/28/16

The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”

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11/27/16

A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.

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11/26/16

They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.

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11/25/16

When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.

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11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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