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If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.
| Topic: hotels, random | COMMENT »
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.
| Topic: puns about puns | COMMENT »
Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
| Topic: kids, random, sleep | COMMENT »
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
| Topic: american sign language, asl, boredom, languages, swearing | COMMENT »
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
| Topic: explosions, puns about puns, random, violence | COMMENT »
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
| Topic: anger, butchers, catchphrases, cows, occupations | COMMENT »
Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
| Topic: anatomy, organ donations | COMMENT »
As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.
| Topic: candy, chewing gum, gum | COMMENT »
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
| Topic: battle of waterloo, insects, war | COMMENT »
New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.
| Topic: business, coca cola, coke | COMMENT »
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