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04/19/15

To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.

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04/18/15

It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

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04/17/15

Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!

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04/16/15

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

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04/15/15

Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.

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04/14/15

Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers

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04/13/15

Tony Danza’s blood type: O A

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04/12/15

If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?

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04/11/15

The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.

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04/10/15

A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.

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