When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.