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07/23/17
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In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
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Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
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Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
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Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
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What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
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What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
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If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
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If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.
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