Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.

My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.

Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.

It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face?  Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.

Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.