I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)
Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...I thought about abandoning my career as a welder, but decided to solder on.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...