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Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
| Topic: buses, catchphrases, dancing, public transit, travel, young mc | COMMENT »
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
| Topic: business, catchphrases, fashion, smoking | COMMENT »
Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.
| Topic: air travel, annoyances, flying, insanity | COMMENT »
Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.
| Topic: anatomy, occupations, procto | COMMENT »
Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
| Topic: hobbies, knots, random, sailing | COMMENT »
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
| Topic: in the news, iraq, isil, isis, terrorism, war | COMMENT »
Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
| Topic: cannibalism | COMMENT »
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition aka asspigmatism.
| Topic: anatomy, animals, body image, eyes, mirrors, ophthalmology, pigs, random | COMMENT »
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
| Topic: karma, occupations, paying it forward, random | COMMENT »
When I fast I just hunger down and do it.
| Topic: fasting, food, hunger | COMMENT »
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