The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.
The windiest month? A_gust.
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!