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02/22/17

Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.

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02/21/17

Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!

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02/20/17

When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.

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02/19/17

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

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02/18/17

No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!

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02/17/17

Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.

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02/16/17

There is nothing but hypocritical and sanctimonious talk, typically of a moral, religious, or political nature, under a mere cant I list economy.

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02/15/17

Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.

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02/14/17

No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!

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02/13/17

Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.

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