I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
People on social media are so selfish. It’s always meme meme meme.
Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!