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04/20/201803/05/2018

If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.

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Categories Pun of the Day, xTags anxiety, car crashes, cars, debt, drugs, medication, mercedes, psychaitry, psychology
04/19/201804/09/2018

Sorry Egyptians, it's time we parted waves.

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Categories Pun of the DayTags bear gryllis, bears, memes
04/19/201803/07/2018

Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.

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Categories Pun of the Day, xTags academia, axioms, logic, philosophy, questions
04/18/201804/09/2018

Sorry Egyptians, it's time we parted waves.

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Categories Pun of the DayTags memes, moses, movies, ten commandments, the bible
04/18/201803/03/2018

The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.

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Categories Pun of the Day, xTags bathrooms, board of directos, business, companies, toilets
04/17/201804/09/2018

Siggy Siggy Siggy, can’t you see.
Be a Freud, be very a Freud.

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Categories Pun of the DayTags memes, sigmund freud
04/17/201803/02/2018

Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.

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Categories Pun of the Day, xTags aging, business, demographics, fashion, jeans
04/16/201804/09/2018

Putin on the Ritz

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04/16/201803/02/2018

The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.

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Categories Pun of the Day, xTags daycare, drugs, grow ops, kids, marijuana, police
04/15/201804/09/2018

indigo montoya

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