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08/21/16

PUN ON DEMAND: WHO ARTED?
Dear Pun Gents, I need a long list of short, clever names for a company that sells cool artwork with lots of clever puns and fun word play. ~Scott
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
  1. Art Day’s Night
  2. Who Arted?
  3. Arty Har Har
  4. How Great Thou Art
  5. Piece Be With You
  6. Edge Cetera
  7. Etch Cetera
  8. Signonyms
  9. O Pun Minded
  10. SWordplay
  11. Drawma
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07/09/16

Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.

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06/30/16

Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.

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06/29/16

Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.

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06/28/16

If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.

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06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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06/26/16

A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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06/24/16

What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.

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06/23/16

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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