Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
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When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
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I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
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Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
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Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.
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I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
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Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
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If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
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To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.
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Florists work for peonies.
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