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Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
| Topic: cannibalism, puns about puns | COMMENT »
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
| Topic: cars, food, lamborghinis, lambs, random, sheep | COMMENT »
What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.
| Topic: anatomy, eyes, prosthetics, random, vision | COMMENT »
Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
| Topic: food, health, nervousness, stage fright | COMMENT »
In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.
| Topic: bribery, corruption, justice, law | COMMENT »
Importers should be jailed! They are traders to our country.
| Topic: business, importing, treason | COMMENT »
What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.
| Topic: aspirin, medicine, spring, winter | COMMENT »
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
| Topic: alcohol, booze, drinking, mojitos | COMMENT »
I complain a lot about wineries.
| Topic: complaining, wine | COMMENT »
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
| Topic: alligators, animals, cannibalism, cannibals, reptiles | COMMENT »
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