I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?
They Tri ads.
NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.