Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!
Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.