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Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.
| Topic: body image, oprah, weight loss | COMMENT »
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
| Topic: apple, france, iphone, language | COMMENT »
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
| Topic: animals, cantors, church music, horses, singing | COMMENT »
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
| Topic: baristas, drinks, tea | COMMENT »
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
| Topic: lemmings, lemonade, rodents | COMMENT »
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
| Topic: botox, humpy dumpty, nursery rhymes, nursurey, plastic surgery | COMMENT »
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
| Topic: dating, public transit, tardiness | COMMENT »
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
| Topic: anatomy, bodily functions, fart jokes, Olympics, sports | COMMENT »
The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
| Topic: accidents, bocce ball, lawn bowling, surgery | COMMENT »
If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.
| Topic: iran, nuclear weapons, the bomb | COMMENT »
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