I can sew, knit and cross-stitch. Darn knit all, I’m a triple thread!
Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
The 1970s were a period of great Disco very.
When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.