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07/09/16

Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.

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06/30/16

Sewage treatment plants have a lot of poo stenchial benefits.

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06/29/16

Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.

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06/28/16

If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.

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06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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06/26/16

A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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06/24/16

What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.

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06/23/16

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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06/22/16

Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.

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