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How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.
| Topic: roads, taxi drivers, vehicles | COMMENT »
Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.
| Topic: e-bikes, mopeds, scooters, transportation, vehicles | COMMENT »
Phoenix is so dry because it’s in an arid zone-a.
| Topic: arizona, deserts | COMMENT »
Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
| Topic: ants, insects | COMMENT »
Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
| Topic: deserts, las vegas, nevada, water | COMMENT »
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
| Topic: california, donald trump, foreigner, mexicans, USA | COMMENT »
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
| Topic: donald trump, politics, USA | COMMENT »
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
| Topic: england, geography, great britain, hotels, tourism | COMMENT »
You’re doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain’t brogue don’t fix it.
| Topic: accents, irish, irish jokes | COMMENT »
Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
| Topic: halloween | COMMENT »
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