Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.
They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.