NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
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(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...DIRECT SIZZLES
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Slumberinas
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- Sultrysts
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
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