Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.