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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Copulate.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
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(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
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