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09/21/201409/21/2014

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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02/13/201302/10/2013

Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!

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11/22/201212/05/2012

They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms

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11/16/201211/19/2012

Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.

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11/01/201211/04/2012

What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.

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DIRECT SIZZLES

09/18/2012

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Slumberinas
Hot Damn!sels
The Empoweresses
Ex-Prude Advisors
Sultrysts
The Super Eros [Superheros]

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08/02/201208/06/2012

There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.

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05/24/201206/02/2012

My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.

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03/23/201203/26/2012

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

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02/06/201202/09/2012

In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.

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