NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
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