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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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02/10/13

Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!

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12/05/12

They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa.  #BizarreLocalCustoms

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11/19/12

Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.

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11/04/12

What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.

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09/18/12

DIRECT SIZZLES

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slumberinas
  2. Hot Damn!sels
  3. The Empoweresses
  4. Ex-Prude Advisors
  5. Sultrysts
  6. The Super Eros [Superheros]

 

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08/06/12

There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.

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06/02/12

My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.

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03/26/12

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

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02/09/12

In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.

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