NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
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The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
NED: Would you sleep with one of your relatives?
ED: Only if I had a nap kin.
Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
The two lawyers had a torted affair.
A male strip club is a real dong show.
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.