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Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
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ED: Just call the pole lease!
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Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
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