What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A male strip club is a real dong show.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
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