Puns tagged ‘chex’:
09/21/14
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/10/13
Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!   (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/05/12
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms (7 votes, average: 2.14 out of 5) Loading ...11/19/12
Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/04/12
What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated. (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/18/12
DIRECT SIZZLES Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/02/12
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time. (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/26/12
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs. (8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5) Loading ...02/09/12
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo. (10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5) Loading ... |
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