NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
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(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...The two lawyers had a torted affair.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
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