What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
A male strip club is a real dong show.
Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
There was a sign at a strip club indicating the cost for a lapdance, but it was per loined.
Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.