Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
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(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
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