My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
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True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.
Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.
There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.