Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.
NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!