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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘chex’:

09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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02/10/13

Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!

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12/05/12

They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa.  #BizarreLocalCustoms

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.14 out of 5)
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11/19/12

Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.

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11/04/12

What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.

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09/18/12

DIRECT SIZZLES

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slumberinas
  2. Hot Damn!sels
  3. The Empoweresses
  4. Ex-Prude Advisors
  5. Sultrysts
  6. The Super Eros [Superheros]

 

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08/06/12

There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.

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06/02/12

My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.

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03/26/12

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

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02/09/12

In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.

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