Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
Four new Puns on Demand filled today
The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.