In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
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How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.