In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie