The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.
Is a studly chess player a Castlenova?
There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.