Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
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Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
Four new Puns on Demand filled today
Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.