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Do violinists sleep around?

Yes, they straddle various.

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Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?

Yes, the Mongol whored.

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Onan is an island.

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The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.

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What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?

Copulate.

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The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.

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Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.

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Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?

Hump-me, Dump-me.

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I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”

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NED: Would you sleep with one of your relatives?
ED: Only if I had a nap kin.

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