What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.