Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
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Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.