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(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Prostitutes are buy sexual.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.
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