Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
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