The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
Prostitutes are buy sexual.
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.