NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?

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Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!

Featuring:

  • Warts of the World
  • Extraordinary Pimples
  • Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
  • Schindler’s Syphilist
  • Pus in Booty
  • The Quickie and The Dead
  • Sleeping with the Emnity
  • Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons

Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!

*or catch it virally on YouTube

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