David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Lone Ranger’s sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
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