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Which Happy Days character loved to read?

The Fonts!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

The Lone Ranger’s sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.

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There is no way to describe the scheming, abrasive mailman character on TV’s Seinfeld. He defies all Newmanclature.

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Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?

At an Oh-eh-sis!

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Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?

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I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

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There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.

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During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?

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There are mostly perfume ads on Channel Number 5.

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They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.

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