I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]