What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It’s a Pepidemic!
Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
Somebody, please, tell me who Tony Miceli’s daughter is? I want Samanthas to my question.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
I don’t know if I like HD technology – I find it a bit too Bluray.
Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.