Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It’s a Pepidemic!
Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.