Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”