Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
Who always wears a strap-on? Don Johnson.
The Lone Ranger’s sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.