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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘television’:

05/26/17

I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.

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05/23/17

Somebody, please, tell me who Tony Miceli’s daughter is? I want Samanthas to my question.

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12/16/16

Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.

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11/19/16

Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.

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12/08/15

Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.

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11/24/15

African news channel? Al JaZebra.

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08/31/15

I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.

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08/05/15

Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.

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03/02/15

There are mostly perfume ads on Channel Number 5.

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03/01/15

Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.

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