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Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.

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Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.

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Televangelism is all about false profits.

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Did Three’s Company actor Don Knotts suffer from early morning leg cramps?

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Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.

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Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.

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Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.

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There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.

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The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.

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I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.

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