Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
television
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”