David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Which TV show had main character with a poor choice of hair parting? Mal-Comb in the Middle.
Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
Who always wears a strap-on? Don Johnson.
The Lone Ranger’s sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?