I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.
Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.