My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
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