My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.