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Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.

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I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.

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A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.

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Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.

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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”

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I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”

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Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.

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When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.

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I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.

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