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How does one put a cow to sleep?

Run it down with a bull dozer.

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What does a Hispanic cow say?

“Moo chews grass yes!”

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Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.

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Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.

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NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.

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Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.

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Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.

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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.

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When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.

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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”

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