All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”