There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
cows
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.