A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
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