All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
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Loading...The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
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