The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
cows
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”