Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
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