You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.