When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
Cows inspire me. They are my moos.