When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
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