Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.