Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
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