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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘cows’:

05/21/17

Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.

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03/25/17

Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/12/17

My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/27/17

Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/28/16

The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/13/16

I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/02/15

If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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08/11/15

A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.

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06/15/15

The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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12/18/14

What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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