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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘cows’:

10/24/17

Cows inspire me. They are my moos.

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10/22/17

Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.

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06/27/17

Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.

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06/12/17

In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.

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05/21/17

Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.

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03/25/17

Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.

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02/12/17

My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.

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01/27/17

Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.

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09/28/16

The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.

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03/13/16

I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.

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