Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.
Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.