Puns tagged ‘cows’:
06/27/17
Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/12/17
In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/21/17
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/25/17
Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/12/17
My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/27/17
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/28/16
The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/13/16
I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/02/15
If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...08/11/15
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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