When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.