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Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

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My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.

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Frightened bovines act cow herdly.

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The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.

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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.

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Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.

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Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.

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I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.

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A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.

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Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.

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