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Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?

BF Skinner.

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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.

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When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.

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When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.

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A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.

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Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.

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I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.

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My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.

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Cows inspire me. They are my moos.

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My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.

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