12/05/2018 Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
09/06/201810/04/2018 When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
08/21/201809/28/2018 I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.” Share this pun (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/13/201806/23/2018 The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
06/21/201806/21/2018 I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?” Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/19/201805/16/2018 Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
02/14/201803/26/2018 I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
02/11/201803/19/2018 So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/20/201802/19/2018 Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading...
12/02/201712/02/2017 Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
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