Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.