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Puns tagged ‘cows’:

09/28/16

The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.

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03/13/16

I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.

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12/02/15

If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.

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08/11/15

A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.

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06/15/15

The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.

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12/18/14

What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.

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09/29/14

I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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08/28/14

Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.

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08/25/14

I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.

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04/17/14

My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.

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