My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
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