When the power goes out at the morgue, you end up with more goo.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.