Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
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(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
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