Puns tagged ‘death’:
07/22/17
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/20/17
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/29/17
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/02/17
The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.  (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/25/17
As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/16/17
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/30/16
Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/07/16
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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