The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
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(7 votes, average: 1.43 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
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