When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
(12 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
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