When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
(8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5)Loading...Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
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