Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?

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When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.

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How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?

He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.

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Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.

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