Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.