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The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Exhuming a corpse is rather updignified behaviour.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

How does one put a cow to sleep?

Run it down with a bull dozer.

(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)

The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)