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The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.

(7 votes, average: 1.43 out of 5)

When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?

Because – they’re in mourning.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.

(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!

(12 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?

It got grave reviews.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)