Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
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How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”