The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
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