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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘death’:

08/30/17

The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.

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07/22/17

In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.

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07/20/17

Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.

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03/29/17

The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.

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02/02/17

The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.

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01/25/17

As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.

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01/16/17

When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

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12/30/16

Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.

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12/07/16

The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.

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06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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