Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
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