When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.
The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
Hear about the bold new killer?
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”