Puns tagged ‘death’:
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.