William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
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