All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.
When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.