They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
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(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...Any species extinction is a genuscide.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
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