The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.