The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
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Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.