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Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Are corpses upset about being dead?

Yes, they are lived.

(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)

Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)

Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.

(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)