08/15/201809/19/2018 Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/03/201806/05/2018 If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/07/201804/22/2018 Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?” Share this pun (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/04/201803/06/2018 I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
12/22/201712/22/2017 Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
08/30/201708/30/2017 The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
07/22/201707/22/2017 In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
07/20/201707/20/2017 Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/29/201703/29/2017 The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
02/02/201702/02/2017 The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading...
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