When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.
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