You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the power goes out at the morgue, you end up with more goo.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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