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How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?

‘Tis More Rigor ous.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Exhuming a corpse is rather updignified behaviour.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.

(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.

(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Any species extinction is a genuscide.

(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.

(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)