Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
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