A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
(6 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
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