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Puns tagged ‘death’:

02/02/17

The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/25/17

As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/16/17

When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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12/30/16

Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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12/07/16

The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/27/16
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/27/15

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/15/15

By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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05/22/15

Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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