Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
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(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
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