What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?
“Shoe.”
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Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?
If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
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