iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
People aren’t happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.
What’s the international language of single people?
What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?
Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?
If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”