NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
popular culture
Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?
If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.
As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
Atkins dieters are now fighting climate change. They favour attacks on carbin’.
What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.