Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”