Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.