Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
How do you stop a catfight between supermodels?
“Alright, let’s vapid up!”
Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!