Was the ranch hand who rode a mechanical bull playing cowboys and engines?
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What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?
If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.