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Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer
The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
Jedi Luke Skywalker aka a Sham Hand Witch?
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
Do cool people work hard?
Yes—they put in a yo man! effort.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.

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