I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.