I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
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Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.
Who is Lord of the Rings?
Rocky Bilboa!