What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
How do you stop a catfight between supermodels?
“Alright, let’s vapid up!”
Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.