I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
Was the ranch hand who rode a mechanical bull playing cowboys and engines?
I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.