Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Who is Lord of the Rings?
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
Kittens are taking over the web. It’s a cute d’ekat!
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.