Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
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The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
How do you stop a catfight between supermodels?
“Alright, let’s vapid up!”
Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.
How does Nike sell shoes to priests?
iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
Was the ranch hand who rode a mechanical bull playing cowboys and engines?
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.